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@Fappy_Pills but we do worry about it you big nutter, all your friends on here give a shit

@RishatheMuzrat yes

@elizabethh i would say you need to have a very honest conversation with your partner or put it to the back of your mind while the relationship lasts. It's ok to have fantasies but not good for a relationship if you act on them unilaterally. It sounds quite the dilemma for you, i wish you luck in resolving it

@Sassygirl i know of another Scottish chef you'd like better 😁

@Fappy_Pills yeah yeah

@Belief crash helmet, corset, tutu, codpiece, flippers 😊

@Jesssssss howcome snake jesssssss? Are the s's after your name a snake's hiss then? And do you have a forked tongue? 🐍🐍🐍😊

@Cosmic_Lady i didn't understand all of that but it still moved me, a song sung in an alien language can still touch your soul

@Fappy_Pills we'll stop worrying when you do. We know you do, you dont hide it as well as you think

@BatGirl666 thought you might prefer this one...🦇🦇🦇

@Cosmic_Lady always welcome ✌🤘

@Fappy_Pills that's good news happy, we all act tough and it does is no favours. You have friends just get it out, catharsis is a very helpful thing

@ShayThatBae i generally let them go about their business, free pest control. Spiders are our friends (we don't get badass harmful ones here) If I'm confronted with hysterical mum/sisters/girlfriends then i do the glass/cardboard/evict thing and keep my mouth shut that spidey will just come back indoors as he likes the warm 😁😎

@Dubidubiduba33 what is a fake mod? I've seen this a few times on here and have no idea what it means...

@Lurker yeah i know. But you'll move on when you're ready and able to. I'm just saying don't beat yourself up about where you are now. It's ok to be fucked up. Jesus, so many of us are. I'm pretty sure every single person i dig on this site is. It's why we all talk and relate to each other. It's a fucking nightmare being a sentient creature ain't it? I've actually had times when I've thought I'd prefer to be brain dead, just to stop the thoughts coming

@wet-teri you're right Teri, it's that old chestnut of if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is there does it make a sound?

@Lurker you need strategies to deal with this shit i find. I have several, all of them are forms of distraction i suppose, well i fucking know! Chemical barriers (alcohol, weed, that's my limit) keeping busy (going to work has so often been my salvation, i dont get to brood) diving into a good book, comfort eating, power walking, just getting fucking stroppy about it (internally) , walking, the best one would be music but then you have ro be careful what you choose, like Russian roulette that!. Thats my way round it, an array of stuff to distract me. I hide from it basically

@Hottie33 about opening the wine yeah but the other bit no, i think it's so once daddy pig is in he is staying in til he's done lol, a bit like bull terriers having barbed dicks. Fuck now i feel like a weirdo lol, i promise that is the full extent of my animal cock knowledge!

@Lurker you will get there brother! And when you do please send me the fucking directions 😁😁😁