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@Ansi said in Story time.....!!!!:

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Today we went to the zoo! The first thing I saw was a red panda sneezing. The zookeeper told us that was normal except in Pakistan. I had a great time! Next time I will remember if I ever see red pandas I will sneeze the other way.

Post your story. 😄😂

Today we went to the zoo! The first thing I saw was a BatSheep flying. The zookeeper told us that was normal except in the outta reaches of Neptune. I had a really surreal time! Next time I will remember if I ever see black, white and blue BatSheep's I will cartwheel the other way.
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@Ansi I was being sarcastic tbh I seen Lee small comment at bottom 😑😂😂(I'm just a weirdo who comments on a bunch of stuff don't mind me)

@Ansi U are already there.

@DarkIce said in Really this fast....:

@Ansi At the speed of light travelling through vaccum :joy:

HAHA it is 3x10^8 meters/second 😄

me when my dad snatches the last apple pie

@Mr-H said in Tag him/her 🤔🤔:

@TheRisingSun

Do you hate me??! :sob:

In a loving way 😘

@Ansi

@ansi I choose 5

@ansi said in Tell tell??🤔🤔:

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer this riddle?

The fuck, no?

@kakashi said in Just a normal brain teaser.... Tell tell 🤔🤔:

@ansi look at this:

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yay!
YOU THINK IMMA LOSE THIS TIME!? NEIN!!!! PHOENIXZ IZ MAH SOUL ANIMEEGHL!
Edit: or bird :unamused:

Hahhaha no that was a normal one. 😜 But you got it right... 👏👏👏

@He-never-arrived I know it

@kakashi said in Tell tell???? 🤔🤔:

@wtfjudith how long has it been since you last wrote on paper? :joy::joy::joy:
btw i wrote those things as linear equations :))

wut? you realize what going to school implies?
that's right, a lot of writting on paper 😂

@ansi Yeah it is....😇😇

@kakashi Yeee 😁😁

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@rosestar It's saying truth roseee ☹ That's the reality

But how do you ask for such things? Ask others to judge and flatter you .. will you be satisfied with the answers? And above all yours will be distorted, because they are based on what others think of you .. Does this seem important to you?
Who really knows you if not you?

@wtfjudith 👏👏👏

Meeeeee....