@Ansi said in Story time.....!!!!:

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Today we went to the zoo! The first thing I saw was a red panda sneezing. The zookeeper told us that was normal except in Pakistan. I had a great time! Next time I will remember if I ever see red pandas I will sneeze the other way.

Post your story. 😄😂

Today we went to the zoo! The first thing I saw was a BatSheep flying. The zookeeper told us that was normal except in the outta reaches of Neptune. I had a really surreal time! Next time I will remember if I ever see black, white and blue BatSheep's I will cartwheel the other way.
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@Ansi U are already there.

@DarkIce said in Really this fast....:

@Ansi At the speed of light travelling through vaccum 😂

HAHA it is 3x10^8 meters/second 😄

me when my dad snatches the last apple pie

@Mr-H said in Tag him/her 🤔🤔:

@TheRisingSun

Do you hate me??! 😭

In a loving way 😘

@Ansi

@ansi I choose 5

@ansi said in Tell tell??🤔🤔:

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer this riddle?

The fuck, no?

@kakashi said in Just a normal brain teaser.... Tell tell 🤔🤔:

@ansi look at this:

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yay!
YOU THINK IMMA LOSE THIS TIME!? NEIN!!!! PHOENIXZ IZ MAH SOUL ANIMEEGHL!
Edit: or bird 😒

Hahhaha no that was a normal one. 😜 But you got it right... 👏👏👏

@He-never-arrived I know it

@kakashi said in Tell tell???? 🤔🤔:

@wtfjudith how long has it been since you last wrote on paper? 😂😂😂
btw i wrote those things as linear equations :))

wut? you realize what going to school implies?
that's right, a lot of writting on paper 😂

@ansi Yeah it is....😇😇

@kakashi Yeee 😁😁

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