@Ansi said in Story time.....!!!!: Today we went to the zoo! The first thing I saw was a red panda sneezing. The zookeeper told us that was normal except in Pakistan. I had a great time! Next time I will remember if I ever see red pandas I will sneeze the other way. Post your story. Today we went to the zoo! The first thing I saw was a BatSheep flying. The zookeeper told us that was normal except in the outta reaches of Neptune. I had a really surreal time! Next time I will remember if I ever see black, white and blue BatSheep's I will cartwheel the other way.

@Ansi U are already there.

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me when my dad snatches the last apple pie

@Mr-H said in Tag him/her : @TheRisingSun Do you hate me??! In a loving way

@Ansi spoiler

@ansi I choose 5

@ansi said in Tell tell??: I turn polar bears white And I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee And girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid And normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown And make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you answer this riddle? The fuck, no?

@kakashi said in Just a normal brain teaser.... Tell tell : @ansi look at this: spoiler yay! YOU THINK IMMA LOSE THIS TIME!? NEIN!!!! PHOENIXZ IZ MAH SOUL ANIMEEGHL! Edit: or bird Hahhaha no that was a normal one. But you got it right...

@ansi It is if you dont mind getting a disease from a dead wild animal haha

@kakashi said in Tell tell???? : @wtfjudith how long has it been since you last wrote on paper? btw i wrote those things as linear equations :)) wut? you realize what going to school implies? that's right, a lot of writting on paper

@ansi Yeah it is....

@kakashi Yeee

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