Dad: How old are you now?
Me: 23
Dad: When I was your age, I was 24

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@AlexTheAlien
Please love me. I am a harmless goat.
Best posts made by AlexTheAlien
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Foreign parents be like
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RE: WHAT DO YOU DO OR WHAT DID YOU USE TO DO WHEN YOUR EXAMS END/ENDED ??
sleep for an entire day
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confession post.
I'm actually a human ๐I'm sorry I never told you but yeah. Forgive me.
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RE: What is the best thing that has ever happened to you?
I got adopted by an awesome family ๐
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RE: 14 year old boy want to exchange pics
Hasnโt even hatched out of his shell and wants nudes. Can't wait for the next generation of humans.
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I think swimming with dolphins is great, i recommend it.
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RE: If your crush slapped your butt and you farted what will you do
Iโd be like โhey bitchโ and do a creepy smile ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ I fail at life
Latest posts made by AlexTheAlien
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RE: I had this hobby ๐
@Anthony-The-Monk He'll punch your dyke off if you call him easy
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RE: JUST A QUESTION......
@Yason have you consumed your LSD yet?
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RE: Anime to watch~~~~
@ArayaKayas Hmm, how about Steins Gate? Cowboy Bebop? Evangelion?
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RE: Anime to watch~~~~
@ArayaKayas Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Black Butler, Haikyuu, AoT, Death Note, One Punch Man, Gintama, One Piece and Bleach.
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RE: DEPRESSION LEVEL TEST : Kindly write down below your scores
@cjko i'd rather not spill my feelings out onto the comments section for all to see. aliens can get sensitive.
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RE: DEPRESSION LEVEL TEST : Kindly write down below your scores
@cjko does this face look serious or what? :new_moon_with_face: