Stop lying, we all know it's bad wifi.

Get new wifi.

@martin_eden Martin, are you ok? Call Childline if you're not.

@annesmith480 @BloodDrunk Have adult fun Dorian.

@kid_2168 You joined 4 hours ago lol, you sure?

Neapolitan is my personal favourite.

@cid-cid Um, yes.

@sup You're just a simple human, you wouldn't know anything about it.

@cid-cid I'm just a friendly alien.

@3am I'm sure you'll reach your goal