Dad: How old are you now?
Me: 23
Dad: When I was your age, I was 24

sleep for an entire day

I'm actually a human I'm sorry I never told you but yeah. Forgive me.

As a Christian, obviously i'd pick God made man but i'd like to see your opinion. Do you think God really made us or do you think we made up the theory of a higher power?

Hasn’t even hatched out of his shell and wants nudes. Can't wait for the next generation of humans.

I think i can relate

I think swimming with dolphins is great, i recommend it.

I got adopted by an awesome family

Come to Uranus and we can chill

hello friends

@Anthony-The-Monk He'll punch your dyke off if you call him easy

@Yason have you consumed your LSD yet?

@Yason Lel maybe, you?

@ArayaKayas Hmm, how about Steins Gate? Cowboy Bebop? Evangelion?

@ArayaKayas Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Black Butler, Haikyuu, AoT, Death Note, One Punch Man, Gintama, One Piece and Bleach.

@Bela-Hella experimentation

@Yason he thinks he's got IT.

@cjko i'd rather not spill my feelings out onto the comments section for all to see. aliens can get sensitive.

@cjko possibly

@cjko does this face look serious or what?