Best posts made by AlexTheAlien

Dad: How old are you now?
Me: 23
Dad: When I was your age, I was 24

sleep for an entire day

I'm actually a human 😔I'm sorry I never told you but yeah. Forgive me.

I got adopted by an awesome family 😇

Hasn’t even hatched out of his shell and wants nudes. Can't wait for the next generation of humans.

I think i can relate

I think swimming with dolphins is great, i recommend it.

Come to Uranus and we can chill

I’d be like ‘hey bitch’ and do a creepy smile 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️ I fail at life

hello friends :)

@george-huxley Yas 😂

this is quite offensive to some of us, y'know.

When you're suicidal, there is no way. You can't fight the darkness even if you're a step away from the light. You cannot simply judge people who have done this because you can't know what they have been through. Depression is a disease characterised by feeling alone and isolated (especially when no one you know is going through the same feelings you are). Don't be too quick to judge, suicide is one of those things you don't understand unless you've been in a similar position.

Stab your crush in the back, obviously.😌

tumble weed makes it's way past

No point in admitting it now cuz I'm pretty sure he left.

shhhh get used to it grandpa :D

I totally know what that means.

Well done :)

@harold-finch well done, you have amazed me