Tell a corny joke.
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If I laugh, you gain reputation.
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@fantast a Spanish magician told the crowd he was going to disappear on the count to three. And so he started “Uno”, “dos” And sure enough the crowd was astonished and the magician had disappeared without a tres.
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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@fantast want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy
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joke.
there you go
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@fanta_ Sex
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@fantast the shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blown away by the leaf blower
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@fantast
A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do." The injured man repies, “But I don't have the fingers!" “Why didn't you bring them?" the doctor asks. The injured man responds, "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
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I felt corny when I ate a can of corn.
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@pingu What's the first derivative of a cow? Prime rib!
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@willoww It took me a minute to get it, but it was indeed funny.
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@willoww
I'm [frick]ing dead.
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@willoww aw shiiit, thats actually good lmao
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@Fantast I will you a corny joke,
Have you every love someone and everyone knows and include that person your love know that you love him but it take a damn 10 year to even said (I love you)
