Say your funniest puns/dad jokes
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@KETholic
Why aren't Koala bears considered bears?
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What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?
Bison
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How do u attract a farm girl?
An a-tractor
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Why do Norwegian coastguard ships have barcodes?
Because they Scan-di-navi-an
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Idk if this counts as a pun or not but I think it's hilarious; what do you call it when a short person waves at you? Microwaves!
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@HowBoutNo I consider it playful, used it a couple of times.
here's another one; What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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@HowBoutNo lmao xD
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@XO42 said in Say your funniest puns/dad jokes:
What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?
Bison
That was the best one ngl. I heard it on youtube.
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@KETholic if bela will be a dinosaur, she will be hella gorgeousaurus
, condemn me now, Katie hihi
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Your funniest puns/dad jokes
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@JasonTodd316 now that...was too cheesy
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@HowBoutNo HAHAHAHHAA
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@Hedi I’ve heard of that one and laugh every time...although...I am short...
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@Hedi lol
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@Hedi UR SO FUNNNYY
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@KETholic hhhhh thanks for the compliment
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@KETholic
Say your funniest puns/dad jokes
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