Idk if this counts as a pun or not but I think it's hilarious; what do you call it when a short person waves at you? Microwaves!

@HowBoutNo I consider it playful, used it a couple of times.
here's another one; What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus

@Div I don't understand why so many look for underage gfs, I mean are they pedophile or somthing? They should go to a psychiatrist

Honestly, the website is kind of weird, I tried random text msgs, the first question is M or F? and then I say I'm male, they just leave, it's kind of most people here doesn't have anyone and using it to get a relationship. Personally, it's my second day using it. And it hasn't been good

@Rose_ Thank you, honestly, everyone is turning a blind eye on the matter, Muslims in China cannot practice their religion freely, they're in prison, tortured and killed. As I heard, there are more than 2 million muslims in prison in China just for being muslims. Everybody is talking about the Virus, I know it's a tragedy and although I want the officials to suffer for torturing and taking advantage of muslims, I feel sad to see civilians catching the virus and struggling. I have seen videos of chineese people freaking out when they ask them if they're muslims or not. It's like being muslim a curse

Unfortuantly, an adult, responsible for my actions and my behaviours, although I'm pretty happy, I think that when we were kids life was really easy and we had the freedom that we want now.

@KETholic hhhhh thanks for the compliment

@wet-teri Yeah haven't made any yet, btw I read the quote you have underneath your name, I want to ask why do you wear dresses tho and can we send private texts on this platform or it's all about the comments?

Hey, I want to know, how do you get to speed up the metabolism, as I heard that's one of the main solutions to lose weight fast.
I used to box for a while and after quitting, I gained some weight and even with a kind of diet nothing actually happened so any advices??

@Kina-B True, I wouldn't do that unless if it's like anime photo or some well-known celebrity, if not that's weird

@Kina-B It's stupid but isn't the whole purpose of the website, to stay anonymous?

@Kina-B It's a nice pun, probably it would've been better if you had wrote kid-napped instead of kidnapped

@010604-Aj I don't know if you can post pictures here or not, do that and then we'll help you.
It's actually a cool hairrcut, I've done it a couple of times and it went well.
It works on most people so why not trying it, you'll never know, maybe it suits you the best

@Div I don't understand why so many look for underage gfs, I mean are they pedophile or somthing? They should go to a psychiatrist

@010604-Aj we don't know your head shape or your face so we it doesn't matter, bro

@Kina-B I have a fear of heights so probably before I die. I want at least to try sky diving

Why were you looking for an older woman?

@Orin-Lusterdxo it's a combination of physical and personality.
Physical attraction is important at first but then fades away quickly if the person has an awful personality.
For me, I guess, we need to have some things in common, so we can connect somehow.To be able to talk to that person about anything freely. A person who's not possessive.
Basically that's it

@Mello_jello To me billie eilish is just a fake lana del rey.