POWERFUL feelings of heterosexuality

[V͓̽O͓̽I͓̽D͓̽]

I've been getting these... these POWERFUL feelings of heterosexuality. I did not think it was even possible to feel so.... HETEROSEXUAL!!! And yet.... it is!

HALLELUJAH!!

So, um... so, uh, when was the last time you felt heterosexual? Tell me, damn it!
How many chicks have you kissed?? Do you believe in God? What is your name??

[MoonyCat]

It's weird to me because I'm not lesbian but the thought of being kissed by another girl a bit older than me feels kind of nice, I'm not saying that I would do that though. Also I have nothing against lesbians and gays.

[VCA]

Wow im happy u finally came out from your closet... How many years u have been keeping this secret?

[Scottish]

@AllAboutStraight can i ask you something? Is this a parody account of @AllAboutGay ? Are you trolling him? Or do you feel threatened by him? No offence, just genuinely curious. You do realise he makes his stand because homosexuals have been persecuted and victimised for millennia right? I'm heterosexual myself but i fully support the gay rights movement, have gay, lesbian friends and family and trans friends too. I think they have enough to deal with without being trolled. Sorry if I've picked you up all wrong, have been drinking rum all night

[Silhouette]

@AllAboutStraight Don't fuck with me.

[V͓̽O͓̽I͓̽D͓̽]

@MoonyCat Please chat with hete̷rosexual men, they will always mak eyou feel nice ! Trus̵t̸ m̴̛̗͍̈́̈́͑̒́e̵̺̳͎̓̾͒̑̄́

ERROR

Syntax error. Script "tws_user_all_about_straight.bat" has stopped working. Corrupt or missing files. Use the "chkdsk.exe" utility to check for integrity errors:

Initializing backup from the root system...

Script "tws_user_generic_horny_male.bat" has been located:

Executing script...

---

Haha okayy 😝 hmu babe

[A Former User]

@Scottish I think they are just two sides of the same coin

[Scottish]

@Black-biler you could be right BB, just detect, i don't know, bitterness? Sarcasm? Something in ABS that i don't in ABG, he's just a funny relentless guy

[V͓̽O͓̽I͓̽D͓̽]

@Scottish You do realise I make my stand because heterosexuals have been persecuted and victimised for millennia right? I think I have enough to deal with without being trolled. Sorry if I've picked you up all wrong, have been drinking cum all night.

[AllAboutGay]

@AllAboutStraight said in POWERFUL feelings of heterosexuality:

You are getting the powerful feelings of heterosexuality then you should at least try to get the powerful feelings of homosexuality as well, since gays are by far the most persecuted,ignored (and invalidated!) group in the world.

So, um... so, uh, when was the last time you felt heterosexual? Tell me, damn it!

The time I forgot my orientation

How many chicks have you kissed??

The number of chicks who have been gay

Do you believe in God?

I believe that God is the one who created gays

What is your name??

My name is Gay

[V͓̽O͓̽I͓̽D͓̽]

@AllAboutGay Your response was so good! I loved it so-so much!

In fact! I recorded a special thank-you message! I want to personally tell you how much I loved your response! Here it is!

[Hyde]

@AllAboutStraight wtf ?! it is topic about your feeling of being hetero? wow ...then congratz XD

[Silhouette]

@AllAboutStraight Heterosexuality is not a feeling, it is a sexual orientation. Your post makes no sense.

[prabish]

@AllAboutStraight I am rationalist

[V͓̽O͓̽I͓̽D͓̽]

@Silhouette Umm.... uh.... shut the fuck up.

[sarah_the_magpie]

@AllAboutStraight said in POWERFUL feelings of heterosexuality:

@AllAboutGay Your response was so good! I loved it so-so much!

In fact! I recorded a special thank-you message! I want to personally tell you how much I loved your response! Here it is!

what is this "message" supposed to be? what even is this thread? you sound like an insane person :DD