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If you HAD to write a word on your baby's forehead with a marker pen, what would it be?
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Your best mate asks you to look after her baby because a bloke in the next county is listening to a very rare 'Killers' CD and she wants to go and have a listen. Your best mate asks you to look after her baby because she wants to get a very rare ice cream, but the ice cream van is 40 miles away. Your best mate asks you to look after her baby because she's been called up to fight in a war with Iran / North Korea / Russia.
Now, some sicko terrorists say you've got to write a word on the baby's forehead in NON-TOXIC WHITEBOARD marker pen. What would it be?
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@Indrid-Cold If I'm forced? I'd write the word "I", in the tiniest font I could get away with so it would look like a blemish.
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Sugarpuff or Buttercup or Cutiepie or some other adorable nickname for the baby. But I'd trick the terrorist and use a marker that takes forever to disappear, so my mate will start to call the baby that cute name :joy:
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@Matt_Aranha Jeremy Irons Gruber is furious at your exploiting his poorly-defined instruction, but he is abiding by it.
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@petrapark3r Yr mpaternal instinct will make Make Our Country Great Again, Petra,
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@Indrid-Cold That makes my exploitatative dark heart skip a beat with joy, thank you. I do love a terrorist with honour.
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@Indrid-Cold sold
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"Radioactive Jelly Baby"
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Do not refigerate
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@SynapticMisfire said in If you HAD to write a word on your baby's forehead with a marker pen, what would it be?:
"Radioactive Jelly Baby"
That's 3 words. You're dead :joy:
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@Exhale said in If you HAD to write a word on your baby's forehead with a marker pen, what would it be?:
Do not refigerate
Also dead...
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@Indrid-Cold LOSER
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NOITCELFER
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@Indrid-Cold Happy Friday or maybe I'll draw out the Harry Potter scar.😂
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@Anastasia-Smith said in If you HAD to write a word on your baby's forehead with a marker pen, what would it be?:
@Indrid-Cold Happy Friday or maybe I'll draw out the Harry Potter scar.😂
Harry's scar :joy: that is a good idea!
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@ScruffyMutt said in If you HAD to write a word on your baby's forehead with a marker pen, what would it be?:
NOITCELFER
Does that mean anything?
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@petrapark3r said in If you HAD to write a word on your baby's forehead with a marker pen, what would it be?:
@ScruffyMutt said in If you HAD to write a word on your baby's forehead with a marker pen, what would it be?:
NOITCELFER
Does that mean anything?
NOITCELFER
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@ScruffyMutt said in If you HAD to write a word on your baby's forehead with a marker pen, what would it be?:
@petrapark3r said in If you HAD to write a word on your baby's forehead with a marker pen, what would it be?:
@ScruffyMutt said in If you HAD to write a word on your baby's forehead with a marker pen, what would it be?:
NOITCELFER
Does that mean anything?
NOITCELFER
REFLECTIONDang, how did I not spot that :joy:
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@ScruffyMutt 'NOITCELFER' - I guess that's so, if you decide to strap yr baby to the front of yr van's grill in the style of a schlubby builder, the lads in the car in front will know it's a reflection, as opposed to the ghost of a baby trapped in their rear view mirror?
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@VeryGay Is that with the quotation marks or not?