Eight Questions

[BloodDrunk]

I won't answer any of it and you can't make me

[Indrid Cold]

1. Visit the past and future simultaneously so that both appear as ghostly images that overlap each other, and the overlappy past-future person who most resembles local news reader Kylie Pentelow will become my Queen in the J-Dimension.
2. Becoming a living shadow.
3. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Cate Blanchett action figures.
4. "Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm the Turin Shroud". Doctor: "You are, but that's not Jesus, it's Billy Connolly".
5. Any character in an LBC / Talk Radio / Absolute network radio advert, because so little is expected of you, and you can just say whatever random thing you like.
6. All human endeavor.
7. Money. Money is overrated. That thing that's worth £200,000? It's actually worth about £50,000. £7000? £1000. Etc. You imagine the God of Money must be wise, and super-intelligent, but he's probably more like Idi Amin in a huge rasta hat.
8. TWS is a website saved in my search bar and occasionally I poke it with a stick like a monster-faced child standing over washed-up jellyfish.

[pe7erpark3r]

@Indrid-Cold said in Eight Questions:

1. Visit the past and future simultaneously so that both appear as ghostly images that overlap each other, and the overlappy past-future person who most resembles local news reader Kylie Pentelow will become my Queen in the J-Dimension.
2. Becoming a living shadow.
3. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Cate Blanchett action figures.
4. "Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm the Turin Shroud". Doctor: "You are, but that's not Jesus, it's Billy Connolly".
5. Any character in an LBC / Talk Radio / Absolute network radio advert, because so little is expected of you, and you can just say whatever random thing you like.
6. All human endeavor.
7. Money. Money is overrated. That thing that's worth £200,000? It's actually worth about £50,000. £7000? £1000. Etc. You imagine the God of Money must be wise, and super-intelligent, but he's probably more like Idi Amin in a huge rasta hat.
8. TWS is a website saved in my search bar and occasionally I poke it with a stick like a monster-faced child standing over washed-up jellyfish.

Man you should totally include the questions with your answers. They are so off this planet, that deducing what question you just answered becomes an impossiblity

[INFINITY]

@OliveOlivia Don't ask me that either.

[Pamela]

1. The past. If it were in my hands to visit the future I probably wouldn´t resist seeing my end. And that would ruin the story, the whole mystery.
2. Putting on a poker face.
3. Dry martini.
5. Catwoman. She´s sly, elusive and difficult to read, which makes her unpredictable.
6. Dark humor, everything can be a joke if you approach it from the right perspective.
7. Social validation, nobody should give up their individuality in order to fit in.
8. A second home.

[OliveOlivia]

@血液-酔っ said in Eight Questions:

I won't answer any of it and you can't make me

I double dog dare you

[OliveOlivia]

@Indrid-Cold
All your answers already sound like youre a radio host

[OliveOlivia]

@Pamela said in Eight Questions:

1. The past. If it were in my hands to visit the future I probably wouldn´t resist seeing my end. And that would ruin the story, the whole mystery.

Would you try to change it?

2. Putting on a poker face.

Heres a hack: just laugh all the time and everyone will be confused and wont know how youre feeling.
Is something funny? Have you just gone mad? Did you secretly fart and no one knows? The possibilities are endless!

3. Dry martini.

I don't drink alcohol so please pardon me for asking this dumb question but, whats the different between a dry martini and a wet one?

this would've been a good place to put a dark humorous joke!

5. Catwoman. She´s sly, elusive and difficult to read, which makes her unpredictable.

All of those characteristics are perfect for pet cats as well! Maybe all cats are secretly super heros

6. Dark humor, everything can be a joke if you approach it from the right perspective.

I find most dark humor is funny, but it is also hard to put light on sensitive topics

7. Social validation, nobody should give up their individuality in order to fit in.

8. A second home.

That's lovely, I hope it stays that way!

[Indrid Cold]

@OliveOlivia I'm more like a Host as in a monster that hangs off a bridge in the middle of Japanese City.

[sup]

@血液-酔っ said in Eight Questions:

I won't answer any of it and you can't make me

nobody cares.

[BloodDrunk]

@Sup you care

[Quatre]

@DIV

omg you’re alivw

[Pamela]

@OliveOlivia

Would you try to change it?

The past? Not at all. On a personal level, I´ve faced disappointment and done shit I´m not proud of, but that has forced me to learn and grow up. Thanks to the past I am who I am today.

Heres a hack: just laugh all the time and everyone will be confused and wont know how youre feeling.

Nice trick

I don't drink alcohol so please pardon me for asking this dumb question but, whats the different between a dry martini and a wet one?

Basically martini is a combination of gin/vodka and vermouth. The dryness of the martini indicates how much quantity of vermouth you want in the cocktail. So, dry martini=less vermouth and vice-versa.

this would've been a good place to put a dark humorous joke!

You´re defo right. As an arrogant human I don´t like being told what to do, and leaving a blank question was a small defiance to this statement.

"Its a dare so you kind of have to do it now "

Quite childish, I know

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And since no one has asked you yet, what would your answers be?

[OliveOlivia]

@Pamela said in Eight Questions:

@OliveOlivia
As an arrogant human I don´t like being told what to do, and leaving a blank question was a small defiance to this statement.

"Its a dare so you kind of have to do it now "

Quite childish, I know

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And since no one has asked you yet, what would your answers be?

I don't like being told what to do either, so i wont answer

[pe7erpark3r]

@Pamela said in Eight Questions:

@OliveOlivia

Would you try to change it?

The past? Not at all. On a personal level, I´ve faced disappointment and done shit I´m not proud of, but that has forced me to learn and grow up. Thanks to the past I am who I am today.

You sound ever more impressive... Do you think you are changing in the last months?

[pe7erpark3r]

@DAD_ Btw dad, where are thoso photos you promised

[Lurker]

@OliveOlivia

Oof, it's been a long time since I played a dare game

1. I'd rather visit the past, what's the hurry to visit something that I'll eventually visit. The past is already gone, so revisiting could be more interesting and who knows... maybe I could visit a time in the past I wasn't around

2. Love

3. Euros and hopefully keep all of them!

4. "I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed."

5. Deadpool, he's hot and he is immortal!

6. Goofy and innocent things. When someone says something extremelly bad or weird and get flustered after you point out that what they said is kinda... bad

7. K-pop, it's everywhere and I don't understand the buzz about it!

8. It's not what it used to be but I still come here now and then!

[OliveOlivia]

@Lurker said in Eight Questions:

@OliveOlivia

Oof, it's been a long time since I played a dare game

1. I'd rather visit the past, what's the hurry to visit something that I'll eventually visit. The past is already gone, so revisiting could be more interesting and who knows... maybe I could visit a time in the past I wasn't around

What time would you visit?

2. Love

you cant be bad at love its natural, its different for everyone

3. Euros and hopefully keep all of them!

its a public pool so you have to share with the public now!

4. "I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed."

5. Deadpool, he's hot and he is immortal!

and funny! hes the fully package!

6. Goofy and innocent things. When someone says something extremelly bad or weird and get flustered after you point out that what they said is kinda... bad

like this?

7. K-pop, it's everywhere and I don't understand the buzz about it!

I agree with this!

8. It's not what it used to be but I still come here now and then!

How did it use to be?

[Lurker]

@OliveOlivia said in Eight Questions:

What time would you visit?

That is confidential

@OliveOlivia said in Eight Questions:

you cant be bad at love its natural, its different for everyone

Oh really? Halsey doesn't agree with you...
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In all honesty, if even artists talks about it, don't you think there'sa certain need for mastery when it comes to love? Why do some ppl get hurt so bad and others are always together with someone or happy?

@OliveOlivia said in Eight Questions:

its a public pool so you have to share with the public now!

It's private, no one is invited... If you behave you might be able to go for a dip

@OliveOlivia said in Eight Questions:

How did it use to be?

I'll answer this in your other topic, I guess

[ScruffyMutt]

@OliveOlivia said in Eight Questions:

I dare you to answer all eight of these questions even if your answers are long. Its a dare so you kind of have to do it now

1. If you had a time machine would you visit the past or the future? Why?
   The future. The past is screwed up enough. I want to see how it ends.

2. What do you wish you were really good at?
   Combining useless facts to create useful information.

3. If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?
   Money. And I'd wear very baggy clothes.

4. Whats your favorite joke?

Trump didn't cheat on his taxes.

5. If you could be a fictional character who would you be? Why?

No, me. I don't like to be fake.

6. What kind of things really make you laugh?

Stop talking like that on the internet. Kids may be present!

7. What is something that you think is overrated? Why do you think that?
   Sports. Why? It's so obvious that I can't put it into words.

8. How do you feel about TWS?
   It's just a site. Nothing special

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