@WtfJudith said in TWS users as Greek Gods! 🇬🇷:
Ok, so ya'll know how much greek gods are weird with all of their incestuous fücked up stories and all, so I thought, hmmmm,well then i'm sure we could draw a bunch of comparaisons between Tws users and these greek Gods! :D
So here we go peeps, imma give you a list of a few of the main greek gods and their caracteristics and you can go ahead an associate them to the most fitting TWS user
- Zeus
- god of the sky
- king of Mount Olympus, the home of Greek gods, where he rules the world and imposes his will onto gods and mortals alike.
- known for having many affairs with mortal women.(in other words a fuckboy)
- Hera
- Goddess of Marriage & Birth, protector of women, presiding over marriages and births.
- Queen of the GODS and is the wife and sister of ZEUS
- Hades
- God of the Dead and King of the Underworld also called the God of Wealth or “the rich one” because he possessed the precious metals of the earth.
- Hades was depicted as stern and unyielding, unmoved by prayer and sacrifice.
- Artemis
- Goddess of the Hunt, Forests and Hills, the Moon, she spent most of her time roaming the forests with her nymphs and was described as both hunting animals and protecting them.
- Artemis was a virgin and drew the attention and interest of many gods and men.
- Priapus (my personal favourite)
- God of fertility, protector of horticulture, viticulture, gardens and male genetalia. In other words he's the fucking God of dîcks. Oh and he's also the being with the biggest dîck in th World :smiley:
- Hera actually cursed him with basically an êrectile disfunction XD He gets an êrection all the time except when the time comes to fûck
- Aphrodite
- Greek Goddess of Love, Beauty & Eternal Youth
- Many gods believed that her beauty was such that their rivalry over her would spark a war of the gods
So there you go :D Now which Tws user goes best with which god?
Zeus: Me
Hera: @WtfJudith because you wanna ship everyone with someone and marry people so quick😏
Hades: no one is that stiff in front of me😇
I melt everyone’s heart with the warmth of my heart; so no one
Artemis: Virgin? @Mr-H ( congrats on being a 30 yo virgin man)😂
Priapus: Can I take that title? I have performance issues as always😢
Aphrodite: @Vampire_Queen ?😋
P.s: I am your favourite wife, not Kat. Just never fucking forget it.