What little everyday things annoys you the most? 😓

[WtfJudith]

This topic is basically a way for all of us to rant about the little things that get to our nerves, so make good use of it XD

If your lazy and don't want to read the bulshit coming up, feel free XD

For me the top two little everyday things that annoy me are:

1) Automated toilets

So automatic/automated toilets, you know those demons from hell that always flush like 3 times for no reason when you have your ass on the bol and it like.. splashes everywhere and makes you want to die?

Well yeah, EVERY SINGLE TOILET of my new school has them and the students who go there are all at least 17 and older. I do believe that when you’re 17, you’ve learned how to fricking flush after yourself.
So why the hell do we need these fucking automated toilets?? I hate them!
You enter the bathroom and their eye detectors of death say ooh let’s flush now just to annoy this bitch

And idk why, even tho i know by now that it's coming, it still scares me the fuck out!

So heart racing, you’re like ok ok, I can do this. You sit your ass down, AND IT FLUSHES AGAIN!!!

Now don’t tell me that’s not a frickin waste of water!!

So now you’re tired of this toilet’s bullshit, so you hurry up to do you business and stand up THEN IT FLUSHES BEFORE YOU GET THE CHANCE TO PUT THE TOIKET PAPER YOU LAYED OUT ON THE BOL SO YOUR ASS DOESNT GET AIDS FROM OTHER ASSES (y’all know what I’m talking about)

And ugghhggh

So you put the toilet paper in and start waving your hand in front of the eye of hell, but ooooh noooo suddenly it doesn’t want to detect you anymore and flush!

So there you are, a fricking moron all because of those evil automated toilets from hell.

I really really hate them

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2) THIS CRAP

I swear to go I go through at least one of those every month before they break. Only way to get them to work is to mummify them in tape, set it at an exact 169.69° angle and sacrifice 666 virgins to @ObviouslyLucifer

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3) People who don't understand this simple rule yet

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So that's it for me, what about yall? ^o^/

[notaserialkiller]

@wtfjudith Agree

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@wtfjudith said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

1. Automated toilets

I've never witnessed this kinds of toilets but, at the place I work the automation is made in the lightning. When you go into te bathroom the lights will turn on, cool right? NO. Why, you ask? When you are sitting there, all alone and suddenly the lights go down... Now you have two options, either sit there in the dark or walk out of the stall... with your pants down! I tried standing up, moving inside the stall, jumping and NOTHING will make them turn on.
Between automated toilets and lights what would you prefer?
I hope you understand my pain when you someone tries to get my ass

@wtfjudith said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

2. THIS CRAP

I bet that's apple You pay a shitload of money, they give you shocks and they break like that. Buy pc, save lives and spare some cooper!
DISCLAIMER: No apples were harmed on this post!

Mines would be...

1) Toilet seat open.

Did you really flushed the freaking toilet with the seat open? Oh god please don't, do you know the radious the germs travel if you flush with the seat open, i'll tell you... 10 freaking inches around the toilet seat... Very cool if you have toothbrushes, towels you use to dry your body after shower and other beauty and higiene things... THEY ARE NOW contaminated with the C. difficile germ, good fucking job! And no, i'm not a cleaning / germ freak, it's simply gross.

2) Leaving Dumbbells and Weight sets not placed in their former place

Were they split across the goddamn machines or the gym when you found them? NO. So why make others slave around for you. Everytime someone leaves them after practicing, they should be forced to do 10 pushups, so they would not forget about it again.

trigger intensifies

Can't think of anything more so far, but i'm sure there is more

[wildwallflower]

@wtfjudith Never used automatic toilets, they seem fun!!

And that picture of charger, is that really urs? Dunno if its a pearl necklace in the background or a bracelet or somethin else entirely but i'm imagining u wearing a pearl necklace

:::

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I got many doggo nude vids, want me to send?

I'd love to try a mermaid

I was gonna do that pregnant tag for @Mr-H ya know

I've been getting easily annoyed lately, dont think I can write about it all but just to mention a few-

• My Ex! - The whole package of annoyance!

• Clingy Dickheads - guys who either flirt lamely or emotionally blackmail (yeah, this species exist). I hate how they think every girl is the same and their shitty lines would get me impressed, they dont get it that i'm not givin a shit to them and they just dont know when to shut up. If you try to escape them politely by sayin things like "I'm busy we'll talk later" they'll say "yeah, why would u talk to me, who m i, u got better friends" Excuse me? we just met yesterday! I hate how they expect me to talk to them like the whole time even when they're adult and talk like a school girl though i bet a school girl would have better things to talk about (I lost my patience with one such guy and was so rude to him that he blocked me yay! One of the reasons why i'm not active on Whatsapp)

• Forcing/Interfering Parents(or the whole family and the relatives and some neighbors and family friends) -
  Ugghhhh what do I say! Alllllllll these people care about and talk about is my marriage (over here, you dont have to be immediate family or relative to give lectures advice about anything ESP MARRIAGE, you could be a neighbor living 10 houses down and still have the right to stick ur nose in). Maybe I shouldnt but i just cant help sayin it, my mum has a very bad habit of givin complaints about me to other ppl and ask them to talk to me or "convince" me about something. Yeah so these ppl will decide when "I" should marry and how the guy should be (his family,income,caste of course), they will decide what I should do and when I should do it. And what's funnier is ppl think she's so caring and does so much for me and think I'm being an asshole! FOR REAL???

• Improper language - as in not writing complete words, I'm okay with 'u n ur' (I use that a lot :P) but "hw r u, m 5n" "hd dnnr? wt u hd" that gets me mad! And not to mention fuckin "K" for okay (been rude to a lot of ppl cuz of that). Also ppl who arrange their words in such a way, its hard to understand what they're sayin "we beat for ur name, she same look like u".
  I used to be kind of a grammar nazi and there was one time when I corrected this guy I was talkin to online and he got offended, since then I decided to look past it.

• Repeating same things over n over - Uh need I even say who does that? Duh!! So she's always ranting and chanting about n-number of things and people which according to her, are wrong! There are things she wants me to do but I dont and I hate how she just doesnt let it go. Also there are other ppl who repeat things (mostly negative). Annoys me to death!

• Making noise while eating -

• Burping aloud - esp at the dining table

• When mum asks me shit load of silly questions. Why do you spend so much time on the lappy? Why are u on the phone? Who are u chatting to? Where did I keep my glasses? Or when she starts shooting orders even before I'm completely awake and then get mad bcz I dont remember.
  It really gets on my nerves when I just woke up n doin things at the speed of a sloth and ppl are yellin things at me forcing me to rush.

• When my bro doesnt lift up the toilet seat while peeing and he doest have the manners to clean it

• When someone touches my stuff without my content. Mostly mum.

Uh..yeah most of it involves my mum. Of course there are many more but I'll stop here.

If you're still reading, you deserve a potato! Dont mind him shitting fries!

[Lurker]

@wildwallflower said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

Dunno if its a pearl necklace

It's defo anal beads I'm 100% sure.

@wildwallflower said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

I was gonna do that pregnant tag for @Mr-H ya know

Both you and @WtfJudith shouldn't steal @Savage368 a.k.a im.a.bae's idea.
She started the whole "my bf is pregnant" prank long time ago and it was really funny

@wildwallflower said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

Clingy Dickheads

Improper language

Repeating same things over n over

When someone touches my stuff without my content. Mostly mum.

Guilty jk, jk. I'm a saint, I would never annoy ppl.

That gif is hilarious

[wildwallflower]

@mr-h

It's defo anal beads I'm 100% sure.

Whaaatt??

Both you and @WtfJudith shouldn't steal @Savage368 a.k.a im.a.bae's idea.
She started the whole "my bf is pregnant" prank long time ago and it was really funny

I dunno about that! Thought it was original untill Judith posted this!

@wildwallflower said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

Clingy Dickheads

Improper language

Repeating same things over n over

When someone touches my stuff without my content. Mostly mum.

Guilty jk, jk. I'm a saint, I would never annoy ppl.

[Bela Hella]

@wtfjudith Non-functioning traffic lights ( not working).. WTH

So useless! and leads to heavy traffic.. really annoying

[sup]

What I see in the mirror.

[wildwallflower]

@sup downvoted

[sup]

Another thing : the girl who downvoted this.

[wildwallflower]

@sup 100 upvotes

[Lurker]

@sup said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

What I see in the mirror.

That's edgy as fuck, are you a drama queen now?

@wildwallflower said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

@sup downvoted

You and your downvotes, still waititng for that downvote apology

[wildwallflower]

@mr-h

That's edgy as fuck, are you a drama queen now?

Yes he is

You and your downvotes, still waititng for that downvote apology

Whoaw! Apology? What's that?!

[Lurker]

@wildwallflower said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

Whoaw! Apology? What's that?!

You downvoted a sad poem I did a month ago and never apologized for it

[wildwallflower]

@mr-h bcz I'm not sorry

[ObviouslyLucifer]

@wtfjudith said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

sacrifice 666 virgins to @ObviouslyLucifer

The one thing that annoys me to the core is people sacrificing cute animals and virgins to me...

I mean yes some goats are cute, like @NutellaBigGoat ...

BUT I AM NOT RUNNING A PETTING ZOO DOWN HERE!!!!

STOP SENDING ANIMALS!!!!

Another thing that annoys me is the thing where people say "The devil made me do it"

IT WASN'T ME FRANK, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!

I actually have a lot of better things to do...

Like taking care of cute little Cerberus here!

[WtfJudith]

@Mr-H and @wildwallflower wasn’t expecting y’all to write a book back, damn

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@mr-h said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

@wtfjudith said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

1. Automated toilets

I've never witnessed this kinds of toilets but, at the place I work the automation is made in the lightning. When you go into te bathroom the lights will turn on, cool right? NO. Why, you ask? When you are sitting there, all alone and suddenly the lights go down... Now you have two options, either sit there in the dark or walk out of the stall... with your pants down! I tried standing up, moving inside the stall, jumping and NOTHING will make them turn on.
Between automated toilets and lights what would you prefer?

I would still rather have the lights than evil toilets that can legit STARE AT YOU

I hope you understand my pain when you someone tries to get my ass

@wtfjudith said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

2. THIS CRAP

I bet that's apple You pay a shitload of money, they give you shocks and they break like that. Buy pc, save lives and spare some cooper!
DISCLAIMER: No apples were harmed on this post!

Yeah yeah let’s not make this an Apple war because in the end of the day we both know Apple is the best

Mines would be...

1) Toilet seat open.

Did you really flushed the freaking toilet with the seat open? Oh god please don't, do you know the radious the germs travel if you flush with the seat open, i'll tell you... 10 freaking inches around the toilet seat... Very cool if you have toothbrushes, towels you use to dry your body after shower and other beauty and higiene things... THEY ARE NOW contaminated with the C. difficile germ, good fucking job! And no, i'm not a cleaning / germ freak, it's simply gross.

Awww but I’ve been to friends house’s before where they didnt have a seat to it O.O What can you even do when that happens XD

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@wildwallflower said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

@wtfjudith Never used automatic toilets, they seem fun!!

They aren’t

And that picture of charger, is that really urs? Dunno if its a pearl necklace in the background or a bracelet or somethin else entirely but i'm imagining u wearing a pearl necklace

Yup, unfortunately that’s my charger rn
And it’s a bracelet XD

I hate having naked wrists so I always need at least one bracelet on and 3-4 elastic bands or more XD I sleep with em too

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I got many doggo nude vids, want me to send?

You offered, go ahead

I'd love to try a mermaid

I was gonna do that pregnant tag for @Mr-H ya know

@willow still hasn’t seen the tags tho

I've been getting easily annoyed lately, dont think I can write about it all but just to mention a few-

• My Ex! - The whole package of annoyance!

Understandable XD

• Clingy Dickheads - guys who either flirt lamely or emotionally blackmail (yeah, this species exist). I hate how they think every girl is the same and their shitty lines would get me impressed, they dont get it that i'm not givin a shit to them and they just dont know when to shut up. If you try to escape them politely by sayin things like "I'm busy we'll talk later" they'll say "yeah, why would u talk to me, who m i, u got better friends" Excuse me? we just met yesterday! I hate how they expect me to talk to them like the whole time even when they're adult and talk like a school girl though i bet a school girl would have better things to talk about (I lost my patience with one such guy and was so rude to him that he blocked me yay! One of the reasons why i'm not active on Whatsapp)

Thank god there’s cough gentlemen cough like @Mr-H out in the world

• Forcing/Interfering Parents(or the whole family and the relatives and some neighbors and family friends) -
  Ugghhhh what do I say! Alllllllll these people care about and talk about is my marriage (over here, you dont have to be immediate family or relative to give lectures advice about anything ESP MARRIAGE, you could be a neighbor living 10 houses down and still have the right to stick ur nose in). Maybe I shouldnt but i just cant help sayin it, my mum has a very bad habit of givin complaints about me to other ppl and ask them to talk to me or "convince" me about something. Yeah so these ppl will decide when "I" should marry and how the guy should be (his family,income,caste of course), they will decide what I should do and when I should do it. And what's funnier is ppl think she's so caring and does so much for me and think I'm being an asshole! FOR REAL???

Goddamn, that’s just ridiculous, hope you don’t be let her control that

• Improper language - as in not writing complete words, I'm okay with 'u n ur' (I use that a lot :P) but "hw r u, m 5n" "hd dnnr? wt u hd" that gets me mad! And not to mention fuckin "K" for okay (been rude to a lot of ppl cuz of that). Also ppl who arrange their words in such a way, its hard to understand what they're sayin "we beat for ur name, she same look like u".
  I used to be kind of a grammar nazi and there was one time when I corrected this guy I was talkin to online and he got offended, since then I decided to look past it.

Waz up bb sen nuds plz

• Making noise while eating -
  Now I full heartedly agree with that one, but I still find the eating with your mouth open all the time or talking with your mouth full even worse

• Burping aloud - esp at the dining table

• When mum asks me shit load of silly questions. Why do you spend so much time on the lappy? Why are u on the phone? Who are u chatting to? Where did I keep my glasses? Or when she starts shooting orders even before I'm completely awake and then get mad bcz I dont remember.

Unfortunately I think most parents are like that too

It really gets on my nerves when I just woke up n doin things at the speed of a sloth and ppl are yellin things at me forcing me to rush.

• When my bro doesnt lift up the toilet seat while peeing and he doest have the manners to clean it

Relatable

Goddamn that’s sexy

[wildwallflower]

@obviouslylucifer Thats such a cute illustration of Cerberus!!!!

[WtfJudith]

@obviouslylucifer said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

@wtfjudith said in What little everyday things annoys you the most? :

sacrifice 666 virgins to @ObviouslyLucifer

The one thing that annoys me to the core is people sacrificing cute animals and virgins to me...

I thought you’d want some virgins down there for.. fun

I mean yes some goats are cute, like @NutellaBigGoat ...

BUT I AM NOT RUNNING A PETTING ZOO DOWN HERE!!!!

STOP SENDING ANIMALS!!!!

You know what,it would make hell 999999% more enjoyable if you did!

Another thing that annoys me is the thing where people say "The devil made me do it"

IT WASN'T ME FRANK, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!

I actually have a lot of better things to do...

Like taking care of cute little Cerberus here!

Mark my words I’ll kms just so that I can come down there and steal Cerberus from you!

[wildwallflower]

@wtfjudith UH..Yeah it did take me like an hour to write it, I was kinda mad at somethin that happened, used ur topic to let it all out..so..Thanks actually!

I hate having naked wrists so I always need at least one bracelet on and 3-4 elastic bands or more XD I sleep with em too

That's cute!! When i was in junior college i used to wear such bracelets...uh..dont these big pearls bother u when u sleep?

You offered, go ahead

That means we'll need to exchange insta IDs

Thank god there’s cough gentlemen cough like @Mr-H out in the world

coughing so hard! DED!

Waz up bb sen nuds plz

Find it cute actually, it being comin from u

Now I full heartedly agree with that one, but I still find the eating with your mouth open all the time or talking with your mouth full even worse

Oh! Oh! Those too!