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[Bela Hella]

@wildwallflower said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@bela the H in @Mr-H actually stands for HORNY!!!

Whatever H he has still all are haughty haha..

[Lurker]

@wtfjudith

There's a very fun fact that connects me and @robinnotthehood that i won't reveal but It's really funny when u hear about it!
Still, tempting offer, but I rather eat something else

[AllAboutBi]

@obviouslylucifer said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@wtfjudith said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

best ass eater out there @robinnotthehood,

@mr-h said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

that connects me and @robinnotthehood that i won't reveal

@robinnotthehood said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@mr-h PM me man

I ship them!!

Robin + Mr. H = some unpronounceable weird word

~(^_^~)

HOBIN

[wildwallflower]

@wtfjudith

Or

HUBIN

[Willow]

@wtfjudith
fumbles around for a box in my pocket
Hey um Jude

Um keeps digging for box

I was wondering if

Uh.
Fuck drops box

Will you be will...ing to maybe twiddles thumbs

Go on a

picks up box and opens to reveal a ringpop

Netflix and chill with me bebe

[AllAboutBi]

@willow said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@wtfjudith
fumbles around for a box in my pocket
Hey um Jude

Um keeps digging for box

I was wondering if

Uh.
Fuck drops box

Will you be will...ing to maybe twiddles thumbs

Go on a

picks up box and opens to reveal a ringpop

Netflix and chill with me bebe

I would be more than honoured to

Could we also gag @Mr-H and tie him up in a corner of the room while we cough cuddle cough

[Willow]

@wtfjudith said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@willow said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@wtfjudith
fumbles around for a box in my pocket
Hey um Jude

Um keeps digging for box

I was wondering if

Uh.
Fuck drops box

Will you be will...ing to maybe twiddles thumbs

Go on a

picks up box and opens to reveal a ringpop

Netflix and chill with me bebe

I would be more than honoured to

Could we also gag @Mr-H and tie him up in a corner of the room while we cough cuddle cough

Anything for my babe

[Lurker]

@wtfjudith said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

Could we also gag @Mr-H and tie him up in a corner of the room while we cough cuddle cough

Sigh
Mod abuse keeps going, I wanted cuddles as well

[AllAboutBi]

@mr-h said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@wtfjudith said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

Could we also gag @Mr-H and tie him up in a corner of the room while we cough cuddle cough

Sigh
Mod abuse keeps going, I wanted cuddles as well

You’ll get to watch tho

spoiler

[AutumnFyre]

@vib said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@wtfjudith > @AutumnFyre and I

[AllAboutBi]

@azriel said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@wtfjudith What the actual fxbddehck? In statistics, this is called a random pick (though it should be sample or such). But the probability? It's clearly zero.

P.S. Honestly, I don't know about stats.

That's the point of ships tho! They're not always the most obvious XD
I ship really Trump and Kim for example

[Azriel]

@wtfjudith You have the most weirdest shpping. For a ship to be everlasting, there should be at least a little mu on both sides.

Your ships wouldn't last long. A great ex would be mine and Jes

[AllAboutBi]

@azriel said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@wtfjudith You have the most weirdest shpping. For a ship to be everlasting, there should be at least a little mu on both sides.

Your ships wouldn't last long. A great ex would be mine and Jes

Ships rarely sail anyways, but one can always dream no?

[Azriel]

@wtfjudith sometimes I wonder what kind of ship we're talking.

[vahid 0]

@wtfjudith its laughing

[AllAboutBi]

@sickpuss said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@wtfjudith
This is answer of ur question

Thank you so much, this has taught me more valuable information than a whole day at school

[Lurker]

@rendezvous said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

Let me shipped with all the people on the tws. And me be the captain of the ship, surely the ship wouldn’t be able to stand such a large weight and sink, but then, there would be a titanic scene, except me fucking that chick first, and then taking that piece of wood with me, so that I survive instead of her ( maybe him) and then fuck her cadaver. I am a bigger fan of necrophilia than the ships.

Omg Renny can you drive boats?! gotta teach me one day!!

[AllAboutBi]

@mr-h said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

@wtfjudith said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

So for those who know me, well you've maybe realized by now that I have a secret addiction to ships

Unfortunatly my favourite ship of all time @Mr-H X @__ (evan/nate) has sunk a while back when participant number two of the ship jumped offboard..

Anyways so I was looking through the online users earlier today and tought hmmmm been a while since i haven't paired any of yall together

SO HERE WE ARE NOW
Name three or more ships of your choice that just NEED to be a thing.
Forget about gender, forget about age, forget about relationship status (they can be married and have kids for all we care!), you can ship one person more than once, you can ship yourself, let the game begin!!!

Mine (kinda abused with the amount of ships tho)

1. @Mr-H X @Sup
   The biggest TWS fuckboys together

2. @Mr-peanut X @cjko
   I mean come on, they're ALWAYS seen on topics together

3. @Jesuss X @Azriel
   I just feel that one XD

4. @wildwallflower X @AutumnFyre
   They're both super sweet and cute and would go perfectly together in my opinion

5. @ObviouslyLucifer X @WtfJudick
   MAKE ME THE FUCKING QUEEN OF HELL ALREADY FFS

6. @Bela X @Mr-H
   What can I say, they cooperate well together

7. @Kat_15 X @Daysia
   Just the kinda thing that may work out

8. @Im-bored X @LittPudding
   no comment

First of all. I was the one to to jump off the boat, Nate couldn't survive the heartbreak and left. I miss him tho and I would be happy if he came back even if as another user. Wonder if he lurks sometimes...

Second of all JUDITH, how many times do I have to say I'm not bisexual nor homosexual, I'm heterosexual. I get what you tried to do... Oh let's put him in a female ship and then in a make ship, mby he won't notice the male ship and I'll sail it to my heart content. NOES. That's not how it goes. Me and @sup just have a #BroMance #NoHomo thing

Aww come on! Am I not allowed to dream a little
And ships are gender neutral, I ship you with him cause two fuckboys would make the best duo ever XD

Here's your elephant bby

Props for reading dem tags then

Finally my dream is to have ships with 3 sails so I'll let the game begin:

@mr.h x @wildwallflower x @WtfJudith

@mr.h x @wildwallflower x @Catwoman

@mr.h x @willow x @WtfJudith

@Mr.h x @WtfJudith x @Im.a.bae

The 3 sails can keep going, I could think of many more but lunch is ready and I'm hungry

I should have seen this coming

[AllAboutBi]

@obviouslylucifer said in SHIP EM BITCHES :

Why do I get @WtfJudick ?????

I WANTED TO ADD MORE SHIPS BUT I THOUGHT TEN WOULD BE ENOUGH TO WEIRD PEOPLE OUT JUST ENOU

They are 9 !!!

There’s 8
I can’t count I know..

[Lurker]

@wtfjudith

Let's make a deal then. I'll let you dream about your shipping if you help me put my 3 sail ships together!! Deal?