i wanna be a store owner one day :)
All in a night's work
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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
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DO MY HOMEWORK -
@sup no you need it to grow big and strong.
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He's just teaching her Karate. -
@us-poet lol
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