I like to bowl, writing, play piano, and play with my puppy and I love country music and cat memes. My favorite color is Royal Blue and my favorite food is Honey BBQ wings. My favorite dessert is Cheesecake... obviously! I speak Spanish and English I was born in Barcelona and I moved to USA when I was 16. I have a Yorkie.
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
I sleep with my socks on bc my feet get cold easily, but my friends say that's weird how is that weird lol
Who loves the movies? What is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Who is your favorite character? What do you love about it? Did you like the movies or books better?
I love them, my favorite one is the first one, My favorite character is Hermione Granger, I love the magic it takes me to my imagination, I liked the movies better bc I could see the magic and the creatures.
Mine would have to be Valentine's day bc I love the colors and I love candy especially the cheap chocolate on Feb. 15 lol
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
mine include bowling, playing the piano, and shopping on Amazon. I want to know if anyone shares my hobbies or has any that I could try.
Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ says Sid. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says Irv. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
@boots22 I love that I'm tired of it too... I go through the unread posts every morning to find something to talk on and all I see is "horny" "big dick here" "looking to talk to someone experienced" and all that stuff it's gross.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
I'm in college for Business bc I want to open up my own restaurant one day and I've wanted to be a chef since I was 12
@steve-roger said in Golden girls was the best show ever try to change my mind...:
@cheesecake-lesb Can you make even short as like your nick names?
Can I make even short as like my nick names.
What does that even mean, English please.
@gazabendz16 you aren't dumb, that action was dumb
@steve-roger ya but I don't like being classified as lesb. just call me cheesecake.
@steve-roger Golden girls is the topic
@steve-roger Golden girls, try reading.
@steve-roger said in Golden girls was the best show ever try to change my mind...:
@cheesecake-lesb oh i don't know apologize me if any wrong lesbo
plz don't call me lesbo