declare "no horse can be so dead that we can no longer ride it"
but nah, I usually just take so much acid that I think I'm riding the horse from Rentaghost.
Acid, that's another good solution yap. All kinds a drugs might help you ride a dead horse better. Or at least have more fun doing it. You might end up just as dead though 😂... Well at least it can't throw you off 😋