On how to ride a dead horse

[pe7erpark3r]

A wise proverb from the dacota indians says:

When you realize, you are riding a dead horse, dismount

But guess what, this is not what most people do, especially at work or in politics, or yes, the education system too. I bet you can vividly imagine your peers do one of the following when faced with above dilemma, a dead horse they sit on:

• acquire a stronger whip
• say: "We have halways rode the horse this way"
• create a task force to analyze the horse
• visit other places to see how they ride dead horses
• increase quality standards for riding dead horses
• create a task force to revive the dead horse
• hire people from outside who are said to be able to ride dead horses
• have an exercise on riding dead horses
• make a comparison of horses in varying degrees of deathness
• change the criteria that define when a horse is dead
• hitch up multiple dead horses to become faster
• declare "no horse can be so dead that we can no longer ride it"
• make a study to see wether there are better or cheaper horses
• declare that our dead horse is still better, faster and cheaper than others
• create a work group to figure out the use of dead horses
• increase the area of responsibility for dead horses
• create a program to motivate dead horses
• make a presentation to show what the horse could do if it was still alive
• restructure so that another department gets the dead horse
• and last but not least, convince everyone else to also start riding dead horses

[mikeJB]

everytime i see your name in leet speak i think you are a hacker. but you are not

[Indrid Cold]

I;m kinda partial to

@pe7erpark3r said in On how to ride a dead horse:

declare "no horse can be so dead that we can no longer ride it"

but nah, I usually just take so much acid that I think I'm riding the horse from Rentaghost.

[pe7erpark3r]

@mikeJB said in On how to ride a dead horse:

everytime i see your name in leet speak i think you are a hacker. but you are not

well actually...

[pe7erpark3r]

@Indrid-Cold said in On how to ride a dead horse:

I;m kinda partial to

@pe7erpark3r said in On how to ride a dead horse:

declare "no horse can be so dead that we can no longer ride it"

but nah, I usually just take so much acid that I think I'm riding the horse from Rentaghost.

Acid, that's another good solution yap. All kinds a drugs might help you ride a dead horse better. Or at least have more fun doing it. You might end up just as dead though :joy:... Well at least it can't throw you off :yum: