All in a night's work

[Cheesecake.Lesb]

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

[sup]

@cheesecake-lesb
DO MY HOMEWORK

[US poet]

@cheesecake-lesb
He's just teaching her Karate.

[Cheesecake.Lesb]

@sup said in All in a night's work:

@cheesecake-lesb
DO MY HOMEWORK

same sup.

[US poet]

@sup no you need it to grow big and strong.

That's your brain on homework.

[Cheesecake.Lesb]

@us-poet lol