What is the best pickup line that you ever heard?

[sarah]

Tell me some funny and awesome pick up lines

[BloodDrunk]

@sarah Wanna go out with me?

[TheAlchemst_M]

Here's a pretty funny one:
-Did you ever find it?
-What?
-Well, the piece of mind you stole from me of course. xD

[I'm_a_Filipino]

I dunno if this is a good one but I feel like this one's a savage.

You know what, you're like a shit.
-Why though?
It feels so good when you're gone.

[Zazzles]

@sarah "Are you epinephrine? Cos you make my heart race." 😂😂 common but especially cute because I'm a pharmacist ❤

[jynextremist]

@zazzles now i know what will work on you :3

[Lucifer]

@jynextremist @Zazzles Can I please be there when he tries that???
Pretty please!!!!!!

[jynextremist]

@lucifer_ uggh, some people :p

[Lucifer]

Its not just the line its the way you set up the line that works.
You could take the best line but delivering it smoothly at the right connected time that's the thing which seals the deal.

For me the best I have heard was this one:

[Zazzles]

@lucifer_ leave us alone lucy :p

[Ashley3]

Here’s my top 3 (not in order):
Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

[Le0nard0]

@ashley3

Roses are blue, violets are red
I suck at poetry, but pretty damn good in bed

[AlexTheAlien]

If you were a pineapple, you’d be a FINEapple 💁🏻‍♀️ Thank you, thank you, be amazed.

[Rabbitboy]

Well the first ever time I was flirted with it was at a bar a few months ago and some girl got drunk and all I remember she said was: hey Jeremy I’ll make you jeremine and apparently my friends grabbed me and brought me home cause it was 12 and they had to get back and I will probably dread that moment for the rest of my life

[PinkieD]

@rabbitboy damn I like that one...who knows where you two would or wouldn't have been rn

[Willow]

@sarah If you were a flower, youd be a damnnnndelion
winks with both eyes because I cant wink with just one. Therefore it is just an awkward blink

[PinkieD]

@willoww 😂😂😂😂 that wink part

[Willow]

@pinkied you may find it funny, but its true. Flirting is so hard man😭😭😭😭

[KiwiBingsu]

@sarah
so a kid went up to the teacher and said this
how many bones are in the body?
male teacher said some number
kid said well do you want another one in you?

[PinkieD]

@willoww oh my i get you...sometimes I'm flirting and I'm not even aware...i think you should just be yourself and if they're for you ...they will be...QUE SERA, SERA!