Never ever have i used a household item as a sex toy.
I guess I'd go with "dislocating my jaw"? The Emergency Room people really have seen it all people - don't be embarrassed. ;)
@Maddison-Fish we should chat lol
@Dylan-17 From me talking to you, you kind of seem... like an asshole. Not that I really want to talk to you. I'm just lonely af.
@Maddison-Fish , that would be fun then?
@Dylan-17 Maybe. I honestly don't know you that well sooooooo
@Maddison-Fish sooooo hmu
@Genny better to date IRL
@Dylan-17 I guess I'll chat with you.
@snpem69 Did I ask?
@Maddison-Fish dm me up
@Maddison-Fish ask what?
@snpem69 Fuck off, buster.
@Maddison-Fish um ok🙄
@snpem69 Okay. Bye-bye now.
@Maddison-Fish um what did I do ?
@snpem69 You were born.
@Maddison-Fish um ok
Okay, I don't give a damn about your family and I'll gladly murder them.
So shut the fuck up
@Maddison-Fish ummmmm...... I don't know what your issue is
@snpem69 I hate you and you and life.