Never ever have i used a household item as a sex toy.
I guess I'd go with "dislocating my jaw"? The Emergency Room people really have seen it all people - don't be embarrassed.
@Hedi oh how could I forget friends! Also my wife and kids banged and 8 simple rules! Okay, so we kind of agree on hot takes coz mine is directed towards people who are asses and go out of their way to be asses, they could be nice and everyone would be chill, because if people are rude to me to where they push my limits I will clap back
