Which are the funny ways to say "i love you" ?
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drink bleach
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If you are in a large noisy room, look at someone 10 feet away and mouth the words "Olive Oil".
It looks like you are saying "I love you". When they come over, give them a small bottle of olive oil -
@danteakabrandon bleach death is very painful...it has acid . which means it will be like drinking hot lava...its going to erode into all the layers of ur esophagus make a hole and then rode rest of ur organs..(see alkali only damages the superficial layer it wont go down while acids damages all the layers)..toooooooooo painful..not to mention if u really survive through it..u r left with a tasteless tongue...inability to eat solid food..tubing ur stomach to feed u with a gooey whity mixture..ewww which never satisfies ur hunger and later causing bigger complications...esophageal webs and strictures..also the wrinkly and horrid appearence of ur lips and lower face ..there are people who had to insert tube in their throat to breathe...and they have to clean those secretion coming out of the tube hole.ewww...and susceptibility to infection...see if u r attempting to die..find a plan that has 0 %of fail rate and go through with it...because failure of attempting to die would reallly really badly wanna make you die because of all the pain and tubing and infections and stuffs but u wont be able to do it..bcoz u will have all the attention and eyes on u.
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@khaleezi91 That's a really vivid description doctor.
Now i just need to avoid food for a couple of days. -
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@ragnar-lothbrok i saw people proposing girls on internet by sayin i want you to be the mother of my children
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@insanityclaus A girl in my school did the same thing to me, only she was saying "Colourful". Grrr....
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"Are you Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."
"Are you somehow related to Yoda? Because Yoda one for me."
"Your hand looks so heavy. Let me hold it for you." -
i have never said that in any other way, you must show that to the person you love ;)
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@davitchen said in Which are the funny ways to say "i love you" ?:
"Are you Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."
"Are you somehow related to Yoda? Because Yoda one for me."
"Your hand looks so heavy. Let me hold it for you."Dayum
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@ragnar i hate you bro