@slinky-4 -2 now
What's your best dark humor joke?
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Tell me your best dark humor joke/meme
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What's the best way to kill someone in their sleep?
Slit their throat with a hunting knife and watch them drown in their own blood.
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A doctor tells a man, "You only have three weeks to live." The man says, "Are you challenging me?" and commits suicide.
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Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months." -
Two men walk into a bar. The first orders a scotch and soda. The second remembers something terrible from his past, and the pain doubles him over. He falls to the ground and keeps falling, through the earth. He plummets further and further down into the earth. He reaches up to the first man, but does not call for help. They are not that close.
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@Intellectual lol that's a good one
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@Ema7 😂😂I just spit my milk
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@heyandrea that's dark😋
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@SinlessDragon disclaimer- this was told to me by a woman and I'm no homophobe, so...
Q. How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?
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@Scottish 😂lol thanks for the disclaimer
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@SinlessDragon you're welcome my man, wasn't gonna put my name to that one without explaining myself 😁
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@Scottish 😂we all are friends here, 😓except for Sharon 😂
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@SinlessDragon who's Sharon? Should we shit up her cunt? 😁😁😁
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@SinlessDragon A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a ba. He sits down and orders a drink
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@SinlessDragon i love the subtle ones S.D. 😁
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@Scottish 😂😂I've got a couple of those for yoy
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@SinlessDragon what's the difference between a clever midget and an std? The first one's a cunning runt...
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@Scottish How many children does it take to change a basement light bulb. Not seven😂
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@Scottish 😂😂almost shat myself
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@SinlessDragon haha