@Peek_A_Boom You know what.. thank you for letting me know! (still new here)
What's your opinion of Daddy Long Legs?
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It's almost Daddy Long Legs season. I saw my first one today, and I just thought, "FLY DAFTLAD FLY".
I kinda like em. They're stupid, fragile, they've got completely pointless lives, therefore they remind me very much of THE HUMAN RACE.
It's like, evolution must have thought, "Let's make a kinda advanced super STEALTH SPIDER that can FLY" ...but it didn't turn out that way did it? Darwin you am an bellend.
<----- that's my observational comedy. But seriously, I kinda like em. 1) They're associated with autumn, which is the best season. 2) You always see em hanging around in very ambient white hallways. Y'know. They're like the insect equivalent of a Squarepusher album.
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I thought you meant a character from a story.
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From Jane Eyre? Never read it lol
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@Indrid-Cold
ugh, nasty insects. i'm not afraid of spiders, but daddy long legs are terrifying. they're so fast and weird-looking :/
also, who the hell even decided to call them "daddy long legs"? i've never understood the logic behind that name lmao -
@sarah_the_magpie Luckily, I am slow and weird-looking, so we can still be friends. )FISTBUMP(
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i actually love em' their weird and have long legs and i can relate.
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@Indrid-Cold I'm pretty sure i read/heard somewhere that they have the deadliest venom known to science but have no means of applying it, they are frustrated badasses. O can't stand the annoying little buggers, at least you can respect a wasp lol. I'm humane though, i just cage them in a loose fist and fling them out the nearest window. It's tickly
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@Scottish said in What's your opinion of Daddy Long Legs?:
they have the deadliest venom known to science
Maybe they were responsible for the Salisbury attack? They do have a kinda Russian feel.
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@Indrid-Cold Weird. As I was writing that, it got to the bit in Jumanji (playing on TV), where Robin Will.i.ams and co are attacked by a giant Daddy Long Legs. These coincidences are whack, son.