Remember, Anyone can cook
I wanna be your victim :)
ditching for a bit cya puscies
sdw
failing at ditching, attempt 2 kyskys

why understand life when u csn b drunk

I LOVE RED VELVET >~<

You yes YOU, you are on the fucking internet peing a dickhead to someone you know nothing about, you think i chose to be autistic, no i didn't just like i didn't fucking choose to be bullied since i was fucking 6 and it just dosen't stop i try my fucking best to not let anything get to mw but frankly im not ok i have fucking severe depression to the point where i struggle to find a reason to keep going the only thing that keeps me going is the fucking voices in my head telling me it will get better but it dosent ive tried killing myself but i can never fucking do it i should just grab a fucking knife and end it fuck you im going to sleep

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.