• @Jeff9998 I would like to go jail if I did that successfully ..tbh


  • I will burn them in winter because i cant buy anything in cash dollar in india😐


  • @Bucky follow me back man! lmao


  • @Jeff9998

    Send the money to an offsho.re (aparently I can't type ho.re :shrug:) so that you could do small investments that wouldn't be noticeable but that at the end of the day would bring you a lot of profit if put all together.


  • @Lurker how'd your send the money offshôre without anyone noticing


  • @Jeff9998

    An offshóre bank is regulated under international banking license (often called offshóre license), which usually prohibits the bank from establishing any business activities in the jurisdiction of establishment. The lack of regulation and transparency would let me move the money there without questions.
    Isn't that how corrupted politicians do? :thinking_face: :joy:


  • @Lurker cool, but are you sure that you'd transfer that huge sum and not get noticed


  • @Jeff9998

    I have no idea, only one way to test it :smirk:

    Can I have your kidney? :joy:


  • @Jeff9998 do the same that they did in Wolf Of Wall Street!


  • @Jeff9998 First of all, thankyou for giving me $100mil, illegal or not (I guess, what with Brexit n'all, that's about £70mil? Still thankyou). I think I would just buy loads of secondhand stuff from newspaper ads and newsagent windows. And if ever I needed an operation, I'd hire some backstreet henchmen, kidnap the children of some Bupa doctors and get them to do the surgery for free. IN YOUR FACE NHS.


  • @Jeff9998 Ez, D R U G S
    I wanna be the next Pablo Escobar baby!!!!! c:


  • @Zen00 don't buy drugs 😛, you'll get into deep
    shït


  • @Jeff9998 I wouldn't just buy them, I would also sell them. When you're in shit for a long time it doesn't smell anymore buddy. If I got that much money illegally it probably came from drugs and I will let it continue that way. Think of it like... a business, so I would start my own illegal business with my illegal money :)))))


  • @Zen00 nice, here's is what i'd do. I'd start a legal business (which will actually return me money) and feed it cash. i'd register lot of fake customers (it ll have some real customers also ofc) and make that money legal

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    @Jeff9998 Invest some, little by little. Put some in gold, a little over time and open a business and count the rest as business profit


  • @SoFa_king_Cody unfortunately, 100mn is quite big. You can't make a dent on it by investing little by little over time. Jupp, that business one is good, read my reply to Zen

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    @Jeff9998 i mean Id invest in other stock markets around the world as well, really spread that money out haha Also with the business idea, I could get the rest pretty fast into the bank and when thats done, work on pulling the investments back, pour some into a roth IRA, put some in a safe at home so incase I get caught and they freeze my accounts, I still have enough to escape and live comfortably somewhere else


  • @SoFa_king_Cody but how'd you buy stocks with hard cash.


  • Cash is not a bad thing if the method by which it was obtained did not leave any trace...

    Before doing anything big I'd just wait and use the cash for buying my day-to-day stuff. You can spend a lot that way. Maybe a little better car. Maybe the new Macbook. Some computer accessories, some clothes. My father spent 100.000€ this way instead of allowing me to go to university. So lets say the first million I just spend in cash in 2 or 3 years.

    Then I'd start to buy gold. There are those gold vending machines in switzerland, honestly. Traveling around the world buying a little gold here and there, also costs quite a bit. I'd put my gold with different banks in different parts of the world, always traveling. I like to travel anyways so that's a win-win. Of course I'd need to come back and get new cash. I'd just take my time.

    And wherever I go I'd help those organisations that seem to really help the poor and make things better. I mean I wish that I could do that right now, but I don't have any money. Why wouldn't I do it when I have money? Always small sums (1000 here, 1000 there I mean). I bet I can easily spend 10 mio that way, people never realize how easy money is spent (traveling, helping).

    Then quite some time has past so the money isn't hot anymore and my business (which I actually have) will have grown (I don't travel all the time, I also work, and sometimes buy stuff for the business in cash). Using that business I'd go with methods that you guys already mentioned...


  • On second thought I might donate everything in cash to a lot of charities. Even if people do figure out nobody takes money away from charities. That way I'd get to feel good about myself :joy: