One time God was hanging out with us, and He was about to take a sip of His drink, but as He was lifting the can to His mouth, this bloke went, 'Whup', and tipped it all down God's front. First, He was angry, but then He pretended to be cool, but you can tell He's still letting it simmer.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ACTUALLY?
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THIS OUGHT TO BE ANSWERED TODAY. Put down ur theories.
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@AlizaJalebiiiiii Someone from poultry farm is chasing him π π‘π‘ππ
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@ansi WE NEED TO SAVE HIM : 0
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Because it was the Turkey's day off!
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@alizajalebiiiiii Let's go ma jalebi πββοΈπββοΈπ€Ίπ€Ί
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Chicken I'm commminnnggggg πππ
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@alizajalebiiiiii to go to stupid house ...
knock knock ,
whos there ?
the chicken- boom-
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@alizajalebiiiiii cause he was going to click n collect from argos to collect his gun to shoot the farmer :o
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@shaun-durwin tf? ππππ
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@aizah no no, it was because he saw you cuz ur too Bootiful <3
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@alizajalebiiiiii said in WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ACTUALLY?:
@shaun-durwin tf? ππππ
Chickens revenge hahahah
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@shaun-durwin OMG THAT GIFβS EVEN BETTER ππππππ
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@alizajalebiiiiii @aizah he saw u and now he is running away... π€£π
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@ansi HAWW
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@AlizaJalebiiiiii @Aizah Jk Jk ππ
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@alizajalebiiiiii That chicken in your gif and I have alot in common π Id cross the street for that too lmao
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@alizajalebiiiiii the chicken likes To roast but need To be high at 1st..lmao
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@ansi haaaaaaaaaye haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
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Well i guess he is probably high .....
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@vedan or rather done with life after finding out that he will end on the farmer's plate rather than in a KFC bucket.....πππ