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JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY
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@sunshinef ehm, first i will say sorry to you because i cant follow you back since i keep my first promise to Judith that she is the only girl whom i followed. So it is fine if you feel mind about it you can call me a dumbass or too much faith on her
But my dm is open for everyone and i think i will notice every recent post of my friends (girls) even i dont follow them, e.g. @Bela post. I notice her posts everytime even i dont follow her. In short, lets be a good friend like in the old time, Golden Global Chat 😀 ah i miss this things -
@g-a WHAHAHAHAHAHA funny. You did unfollow me 😂 😂 😂 oh boy. *gets the bottle~ I'm now crying 1 Liter of tears. 😭😭😭 😭 😭 😭
Such a faithful guy. Is there even a mutual understanding? 😂
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@therisingsun I don't need tissue.. I put my tears directly here 😏
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@sunshinef that joke was so unfunny that it's funny
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@g-a dramsK my own version for dramaking..who said were not gud frenz huh? Lemme think we are we are good frenz....adja adja adja
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@sunshinef
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods. -
@therisingsun said in JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY:
@sunshinef
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.Haha i have heard this one before, and i love it even now. ❤️
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@sunshinef
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. -
@sunshinef
How do you kill a redneck?
Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house. -
@sunshinef
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"
I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"
I then unplugged his life support. -
@therisingsun 😏 bad....
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@sunshinef Since that day, i am unconditionally, irrevocably and wholeheartedly in love with @WtfJudith so, why i have to demand her a mutual understanding? :p
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@bela hm nom nom nom. I have said something nice about you, so will you gimme a bear hugz now? :p
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@g-a "demand" is a big word and I didn't say that word 😂🤣
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@sunshinef :p
Do you know the reason you make my day?
Because you are my sunshine ~then @Morf will hunt me and punch me 😭
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@g-a nah.. He's not going to punch you. He would just use his tuba 😈
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then @Morf will hunt me and punch me 😭
You are in my sights as we speak, there is no need to hunt you when I can reach out and get you at any time. Unfortunately due to your recent actions, a simple punch, no matter how hard, will not suffice. You are not lucky enough to get away with only a punch. But I promise, it will hurt, it will be very slow, and you will be sorry. And I always keep my promises.
So by all means, continue...
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@morf said in JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY:
then @Morf will hunt me and punch me 😭
You are in my cross-hairs, there is no need to hunt you when I can reach you at any time. Unfortunately due to your recent actions, a simple punch, no matter how hard, will not suffice. You are not lucky enough to get away with only a punch. But I promise, it will hurt, it will be very slow, and you will be sorry. And I always keep my promises.
So by all means, continue...
So by all means, i deserve to get my death 😭
You can kill me after Judith's birthday :) -
@g-a said in JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY:
@morf said in JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY:
then @Morf will hunt me and punch me 😭
You are in my cross-hairs, there is no need to hunt you when I can reach you at any time. Unfortunately due to your recent actions, a simple punch, no matter how hard, will not suffice. You are not lucky enough to get away with only a punch. But I promise, it will hurt, it will be very slow, and you will be sorry. And I always keep my promises.
So by all means, continue...
So by all means, i deserve to get my death 😭
You can kill me after Judith's birthday :)You are a rather annoying little pest, aren't you? Your persistence will only get you hurt. But continue if you like, I'm game for a little fun. :)