@indrid-cold yeet
Who would you most like to see invade Meghan and Harry's privacy?
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@Indrid-Cold do you think their safe word is landmine, paparazzi or here comes Charlie? 😁
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@Scottish PRINCE CHARLES IS A THREAT TO ALL HUMANITY. IF HE HADN'T STARTED TO TALKING TO PLANTS, THE TRIFFIDS WOULDN'T HAVE EVOLVED.
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@Indrid-Cold they only evolved speech so they could tell him to fuck off. It hurt him more than Diana shagging that other guy. That's why he drowns his sorrows in selling shortbread for the price of a mortgage deposit
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@Scottish I live not far from his little shop in Tetbury. Nice vibe in there, BUT I KNOW I'M OUT OF MY DEPTH.
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@Indrid-Cold you could never be out of your depth with Charlie, if you are drowning just grab a prince of wales mug and use an ear as a coracle. If he had been alive in 1912 the whole titanic thing would have gone down differently
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@Scottish Wow. I'd do that as a cartoon and send it to the Telegraph for £££ if I wasn't so lazy.
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@spaceboy We're all at risk from the Reptiliods. My mate recently took his missus on a weekend trip to the Isle of Wight, and while he was there, I asked him to get me a signed photo of David Icke -- you know, specifically to use it as a kind of talisman. BUT HE REFUSED. Trust no one.
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