@Indrid-Cold said in Christmas Mad Thoughts - SHARE EM IF U GOT EM:
Christmas Mad Thoughts - HAVE AT IT.
So far, I've only had two -
- You know when you're on the motorway or dual carriageway, and you see one of those little prison transports with the tiny window -- WHAT IF, instead of taking a convict between prisons, they're actually taking the guy to a shopping centre to play Father Christmas for some kids?
And I thought I was the only one! I have a feeling that this actually happens since WHO CARES whilst you're in the "full blown holiday mood." Reminds me of "Just lose it" by Eminem๐
- What if 3pm came around, and instead of making a speech, The Queen just sat there hyperventilating with fear because she'd taken acid, or maybe because of some existential horror? EH?
I used to wonder that what if the royal family never loved Christmas.. especially the Queen what if she just wanted to yell "I hate Christmas". Especially with the amount of stress related with the season. Good Lord!