What are some reasons for being late that begin with the letter A?

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What are some reasons for being late that begin with the letter A?

[Vanie]

Asshole drivers

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-AAA changed tire
-Abducted by aliens but when I explained I had to go to school they let me go
-Abnormality in the train schedule
-Absence
-Absentminded
-Abstaining from being punctual
-Abstracted
-Abstracted
-Accident
-Aches
-Acid stomach
-Acrimonious
-Act of Altruism
-Act of God
-Addicted
-Adjusting
-Adrift
-Advantageous
-Adventurous
-Afflicted
-Affluence
-Afraid
-After Hours
-Aggravated assault
-Aggrieved
-Agitation
-Ailing
-Ailing mother
-Ailment
-Airplane arrived late
-Airplane landed at the wrong airport
-Airport delays
-Airport was on high security alert and everyone was searched.
-Alarm broken
-Alarm clock was stolen
-Alarm did not go off
-Alarmed
-Alcohol
-Alcoholic family member
-Alcoholics Anonymous intervention
-Alcoholism relapse
-All My Children was on!
-All my socks were in the wash
-All the beer I drank last night made me oversleep
-All the trains were delayed because of snow on the line
-Allergic reaction
-Allergies
-Alligator attack
-Alligator on road.
-Alligators ate my shoes
-Aloof
-Alsatian dog chased me and bit my bum
-Altercation over who used the bathroom first and I lost
-Alternator went out.
-Always late... nothing personal
-Alzheimer Disease
-Amassing
-Amazing dream last night
-Ambulance
-Ambush
-Amenable
-Amusement
-An antelope ran into my car!
-An idiot cut me off on the expressway and I went into the ditch
-Anal bleeding
-Analogue watch stopped
-Andrew threw up in the car
-Andrew, my son, was sick this morning
-Anemic
-Anger management class ran late as @#

[Im Carlos]

Because of my ADHD .

[sarah_the_magpie]

oh no, sorry i was late again, it's because of my amnesia caused by alzheimer's!

[Im Carlos]

@sarah_the_magpie said in What are some reasons for being late that begin with the letter A?:

oh no, sorry i was late again, it's because of my amnesia caused by alzheimer's!

Well said!

[Vanie]

@sarah_the_magpie said in What are some reasons for being late that begin with the letter A?:

oh no, sorry i was late again, it's because of my amnesia caused by alzheimer's!

Lmao. That was good

[Indrid Cold]

I AM THE ALMIGHTY. I AM THE ALPHA AND THE AMIGA. I AM ABOVE YOUR PUNY EARTHLY CONCEPTIONS OF TIME. ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. STOP LOOKING AT ME. I LOVE YOU. GOODBYE.

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Ass to sore from last night