Found this in a meme site...

[TheRisingSun]

@PetrAPark3r
Wow this took him 50 years?

Btw i didn't agree with the handkerchief thing. Women got purses, she should be carrying your stuff, not the other way around pshh.

[Blonded]

@PetrAPark3r factsssss

[pe7erpark3r]

@TheRisingSun said in Found this in a meme site...:

@PetrAPark3r
Wow this took him 50 years?

Btw i didn't agree with the handkerchief thing. Women got purses, she should be carrying your stuff, not the other way around pshh.

Yeah I think that one refers to events where you wear a tux or the like and women don't wear purses

[[[global:former-user]]]

What if your parents are cunts

[Indrid Cold]

Petra, I never pegged you for a motivational type.

Here's some fresh ones 4 ya.

1. Lick a capitalist once a day in order to gradually build up a resistance.
2. Charge up all your electricals at work. Befriend a kid on Kidney Dialysis - charge up his machine at your workplace as an act of kindness.
3. Use all ballpoint pens until the ink runs out, then fill them with black spit.
4. Once a day, shove a banana in the exhaust of a poncey car ala Beverly Hills Cop.
5. Give the homeless some cash, but draw a speech bubble coming out the Queen's mouth saying, "Don't know if you're really homeless or not".
6. Whenever you have a wee outdoors, don't claim the spot you're weeing on as your territory: donate it to a nearby sparrow or finch.
7. Self-service checkouts in supermarkets never get any appreciation - instead of using your fingers, make your selections by kissing the screen.
8. When driving past hospitals, flash yr lights and beep your horn in order to send the spirits of people who've just died to Valhalla.
9. Bongos maketh the melody.
10. If you're speaking to someone whose eyes are very close together, place yr hands either side of yr face and scrunch yourself up to show there's no stigma.

[Mr.Ghost]

this thing right here, idk what to say...

[Indrid Cold]

@Mr-Ghost The old breast-pocket-handkerchief-manoevre: you see a lovely lady, you make eye-contact, you gesture at your breast pocket until she removes the handkerchief, on which you've written, "I have read four books and seen numerous films. I have a steady job. Please go out with me".

[Mr.Ghost]

@Indrid-Cold said in Found this in a meme site...:

@Mr-Ghost The old breast-pocket-handkerchief-manoevre: you see a lovely lady, you make eye-contact, you gesture at your breast pocket until she removes the handkerchief, on which you've written, "I have read four books and seen numerous films. I have a steady job. Please go out with me".

what..... (sounds like a trick)

[Indrid Cold]

@Mr-Ghost said in Found this in a meme site...:

what..... (sounds like a trick)

All relationships between men and women are analogous with shonky magic tricks.

[pe7erpark3r]

@Kawaii-Leonard said in Found this in a meme site...:

What if your parents are cunts

Well, if they don't miss ya no need to feel bad ig