• So, yeah. Uri Geller. For the record, I'm not entirely sure whether he's a genius or a bellend, so feel free to educate me. I'm not really happy about the way he's farting on about Brexit, but apart from that?

    The bending of the spoons and clock-mending -- Meh. But I VERY MUCH like the idea of the will of the people getting focused on a single thing, and changing the world. Whenever Geller-feller gets involved in a football tournament? That's the coolest thing.

    So I'm going to ask you this: The UK's Saturday lottery draw is 20.30. And I'm going to play these numbers:

    12, 15, 21, 27, 46, 59.

    And so I ask everyone reading this to form up behind me and FOCUS POCUS on these numbers getting drawn. I'm pretty sure Gellerman would disapprove of this, as I'm using good, wholesome Ju-Ju for DRRTY MATERIAL GAIN. But that said, MAKE IT SO.