Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
TWS GAME OF SMASH OR PASS
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@kieran-14 Oh, C'mon, why would you say such a cruel thing?!
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Me and @Willow are like siameses cats, if you wanna smash her, gotta be in a 3some with me :smirk:
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@willow ok quiero follarte. enviar mi en dm . creo que tu malditamente bonita
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@kieran-14 i dont accept your google translated innocent bullshit
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@willow how do you know if it was google translate
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@kieran-14 said in TWS GAME OF SMASH OR PASS:
@willow how do you know if it was google translate
Because street slang
Even google translate doesnt know it -
She speaks spanish
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@willow so that means its lagit
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im hungry, just thought everyone should know
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@violetttttt said in TWS GAME OF SMASH OR PASS:
im hungry, just thought everyone should know
Relatable.
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@willow but its like nearly 12 am and there's no food in the house
also i don't wanna wake ma doggo up cos he deserves sleep -
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@violetttttt said in TWS GAME OF SMASH OR PASS:
but its like nearly 12 am
Wait, where are u from? UK?
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@willow i isssa perv, will smash even a microphone if it comes my way.
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@kieran-14 said in TWS GAME OF SMASH OR PASS:
@willow smash you hard and never stop baby
your daddy says the same thing to you...doesnt he ;)
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@willow said in TWS GAME OF SMASH OR PASS:
@im-bored said in TWS GAME OF SMASH OR PASS:
I always want to smash willow.
With a hammer?
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I wouldn't ever think of banging @Rendezvous in this life ever :joy::joy::joy:
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@willow said in TWS GAME OF SMASH OR PASS:
Okie here is what I will do
If you can tell me three dirty sentences in spanish, no google translate, then I will send you a nude
My nude
Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigoGimme your nudes :)
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@g-a said in TWS GAME OF SMASH OR PASS:
Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigoKill that music with fire, jesus :scream: