Send me pic up lines! I wanna laugh a bit 😂

[missmia]

Send your best ones

[Lurker]

@missmia

"Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

[A Former User]

Are you a fertile plot of land? Cause i want to plow you.

[Profile Voided]

@missmia are your eyes made of peanut butter because my knees feel like jelly when you walk by

[eclipse009223]

[eclipse009223]

You said "send me pic up lines"!

[lain-the-weeb]

is yo daddy a drug dealer? cos im addicted ta you~

[AutumnFyre]

Want to see something beautiful? Go look in the mirror.
Do you have a pencil? I want to erase the past and draw our future.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Miss Mia? That's my wife's name! (OR) You look like someone I know... my future wife!

[Smirky]

@autumnfyre lameeee..haha

[INFINITY]

@missmia 'Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.'
(IDEK)

[Smirky]

@missmia

[yaaz]

i saw this in a video
"are you a magician ? cause abraca-daaamn"

[Smirky]

@missmia

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

[DayShifter]

@missmia
i've never been any good with pick up lines....
normally the extent of that for me is ....
"Hey there, how's it going?"
BOOM friendzone!

[devilkhann]

How to msg u ...?

[Goran Trajkov]

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[Robin_666]

Do you know how much a polar bear weights? Enough to break the ice. Hi Im Frenchie.

[alex___]

[Robin_666]

@alex___ hahaha so cool

[alex___]

thanks