@rohithChinnuu121 said in does anyone here wanna be my internet friend?:
@the-maxwrist-kid said in does anyone here wanna be my internet friend?:
@syhaa follow me and message me back
Follow me then we can chat
Send your best ones 😂
"Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?" :laughing:
@missmia are your eyes made of peanut butter because my knees feel like jelly when you walk by
Are you a fertile plot of land? Cause i want to plow you.
You said "send me pic up lines"!
is yo daddy a drug dealer? cos im addicted ta you~
;) Want to see something beautiful? Go look in the mirror.
;) Do you have a pencil? I want to erase the past and draw our future.
;) Was your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
;) Miss Mia? That's my wife's name! (OR) You look like someone I know... my future wife!
@autumnfyre lameeee..haha
i saw this in a video
"are you a magician ? cause abraca-daaamn"
@missmia
i've never been any good with pick up lines....
normally the extent of that for me is ....
"Hey there, how's it going?"
BOOM friendzone!
How to msg u ...?
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Do you know how much a polar bear weights? Enough to break the ice. Hi Im Frenchie.
@alex___ hahaha so cool
thanks :)
@missmia i will rate you 9 out of 10 and i m that missing one.