THE STORY BEHIND THE PICKUP PEBBLE


  • Music Lovers

    So a few weeks ago I was sitting in math class. Bored out of my fucking mind. And as usual, i was on here and scrolling through memes. I came across this picture:
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    Now as many of you know, I have a frigging obsession with penguins. So naturally i saved the picture and I headed to my next class.
    In Biology we had a lot of free time. To study for the midterm (told you, this was awhile back). And i asked my teacher if the meme spoke the truth. And guess what, it totally was so mwhahahahahaha
    But this is where it gets good
    Weeks have passed. I went to church today (dont judge me, I had nothing better to do and I wanted a reason to sing), and I sat next to this weird little group of frat guys.
    The minute they started whispering I thought they were speaking negatives abt me and my probs, because gossip is for realsies.
    When church let out i went to my car and one dude was following me. WHAT THE FUCK. At that point I had my key ready to stab and i was somewhat internally panicking. Which was strange of me because it was broad daylight and surrounded by people. Still.
    And i kid you fucking not. The guy gave me a pebble and said “im not asking for a mate, just one simple date.” HE FUCKING REMEMBERED ME.
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    And that, thats the story of how I landed a date just by the offering of a pebble
    closes story book the end


  • Global Moderator

    @willoww said in THE STORY BEHIND THE PICKUP PEBBLE:

    @sup you do realize it was probs one of them that deleted it, right?
    Because it wasnt me

    Yep...it wasn't you but I still don't understand the point of someone deleting it. Anyway, the person got the message and thats what i wanted. So no worries.


  • Music Lovers

    OMG! Thanks for sharing this Will!

    P.S. meeeeeeeh


  • Freedom Writers - Writing

    @willoww super cute story 😄 I wish was as smart as that guy! My Netflix and chill line never works...


  • Music Lovers

    @sup you do realize it was probs one of them that deleted it, right?
    Because it wasnt me


  • Global Moderator

    WHAT THE FUCK.....WHERE'S MY REPLY GONE?
    HELP MOD HELP
    @RAGNAR @Lucifer_


 

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