THE STORY BEHIND THE PICKUP PEBBLE

[Willow]

So a few weeks ago I was sitting in math class. Bored out of my fucking mind. And as usual, i was on here and scrolling through memes. I came across this picture:

Now as many of you know, I have a frigging obsession with penguins. So naturally i saved the picture and I headed to my next class.
In Biology we had a lot of free time. To study for the midterm (told you, this was awhile back). And i asked my teacher if the meme spoke the truth. And guess what, it totally was so mwhahahahahaha
But this is where it gets good
Weeks have passed. I went to church today (dont judge me, I had nothing better to do and I wanted a reason to sing), and I sat next to this weird little group of frat guys.
The minute they started whispering I thought they were speaking negatives abt me and my probs, because gossip is for realsies.
When church let out i went to my car and one dude was following me. WHAT THE FUCK. At that point I had my key ready to stab and i was somewhat internally panicking. Which was strange of me because it was broad daylight and surrounded by people. Still.
And i kid you fucking not. The guy gave me a pebble and said “im not asking for a mate, just one simple date.” HE FUCKING REMEMBERED ME.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And that, thats the story of how I landed a date just by the offering of a pebble
closes story book the end

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[sup]

WHAT THE FUCK.....WHERE'S MY REPLY GONE?
HELP MOD HELP
@RAGNAR @Lucifer_

[spaceboy]

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[Willow]

@sup you do realize it was probs one of them that deleted it, right?
Because it wasnt me

[Azriel]

OMG! Thanks for sharing this Will!

P.S. meeeeeeeh

[TheRisingSun]

@willow Your pebble is en route, milady :smirk:

[Willow]

@therisingsun sure does look like one hard rock you have there 😏

[sup]

@willoww said in THE STORY BEHIND THE PICKUP PEBBLE:

@sup you do realize it was probs one of them that deleted it, right?
Because it wasnt me

Yep...it wasn't you but I still don't understand the point of someone deleting it. Anyway, the person got the message and thats what i wanted. So no worries.