If your life was a movie, what would it be called?

[NutellaBigGoat]

If my life was a movie it would be called
"The magical life of a lazy bastard"
Starring
Me
Myself
I

[Zazzles]

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

[TRose18]

King Kong : D

[Stranger_Danger]

"Life of Pi an Edgy Reptile."

Starring:

Clueless @Stranger_Danger

@sup smartass

Sweet @TeenTouch

Kind @Willoww

Wise @Lucifer_

Razzle Dazzle @Zazzles

Megamind @US-poet

Comrade @Evan-Elderson

Brainiac @TheStrangest

& so many more ....

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Sequel: "What ? ... you wanted more ?"

[Unknown4123]

@nutellabiggoat ORDINARY LIFE OF AN ORDINARY MAN

Wait, Why would someone make such a movie?😂

[TheStrangest]

@nutellabiggoat

"Your existence doesn't matter"

Starring

Me
n'
Mr.Reality

[US poet]

@stranger_danger

[US poet]

@nutellabiggoat The tale of the unicorn.

I'd pick a movie that's already been made, but my life is too unique to not be original.

[Willow]

@stranger_danger ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mahhhh mannnnnnn

[WEED]

Movie called? RESILIENCE- 7 HOUR LONG MOVIE OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY LIFE
GOING THROUGH FAMILY PROBLEMS, BULLYING, GROWING UP, SEXUAL EXPERIENCES, DEPRESSION
FROM MY CHILDHOOD TO HIGH SCHOOL LIFE TO ADULTHOOD.
(Just like the movie from Richard Linklater's BOYHOOD) but my movie is very detailed and longer.

[sup]

@stranger_danger Thinking about it, that role does suit me a lot. How much are you gonna pay huh? Who will be my...you know...hot chick sidekick ?

[Stranger_Danger]

@sup

I'm poor.
I'm also a miser ... along with a healthy dose of psychopathy .
I'll be holding your family ,pet dog & your garden plants hostage until you produce a satisfactory performance.

Who will be my...you know...hot chick sidekick ?

Hmmm,lemme think.

Sidekick ,romantic interest...Hmm....someone whom I wont have to pay....Hmm...
I've decided...You can go on a date with your right hand.

[sup]

@stranger_danger said in If your life was a movie, what would it be called?:

You can go on a date with your right hand.

[A Former User]

@nutellabiggoat The movie title for my life is

"Mr.Daydreamer"

I am a great great day Dreamer.

I love day dreaming.

Just imagine, I may be mutant with great power of day dreaming. Then I can join in avenger team to fight for humanity.

So that I named the movie title as
" Mr.Daydreamer " like marvel character movie title "Docter Strange".

Just for fun..but actually my life with day dreaming is some what match with the movie " the secret life of Walter Mitty ".

[sup]

My movie:
The Hitman 'Autumn Cunt'

I'll be a hitman who doesn't put a single effort in his contracts but still has a reputation of the greatest hitman ever produced. This guy is called 'autumn cunt'. He is totally dumb with no skills still 69 kills, all headshots. It is his luck that assists him all the time.

But how long will that last when his final target is the smartest hitman in town??

Starring -
@sup as Autumn Cunt
@Lucifer_ as THE BOSS
@Stranger_Danger as The Smartest Hitman
@the-dude as The Dude Lebowski
@Willoww @catwoman - Partners in crime
@US-poet as his advisor
@Rendezvous as The Gundezvous - Arms dealer
@NutellaBigGoat as his beloved pet goat

#dontblink

[Unknown4123]

@sup Do not expect for any discounts man. And most importantly, never expect loyalty from me. I will be dealing with @Stranger_Danger too Whoever pays me more gets the secrets of the other.
And yes, you might wanna use @NutellaBigGoat as this:

[US poet]

@sup

[TheStrangest]

@sup you get an upvote just for the Lebowski reference

[sup]

@rendezvous No, I just need the beasts. I'm dumb, won't expect any information from you.

[sup]

@us-poet So you are that poor advisor hahahah?