@stranger_danger said in be famousssssssss:
if you could be famous, do you want people known you as what?
A picture of my d**k started doing the rounds and no one could believe how beautiful it is.
It'd be all over the news and you'd hear people talking about it in the street;
'Damn, you seen that c**k on the news?'
'Oh yeah Bri, Its pretty as fuck.'
'I know Dave, so good looking'.
And then I'd come forward to reveal its mine and everyone would clap and President Bobby would give me a trillion dollars. $$$
Oh look! Its Sir big-ding-a-dong, the guy that plays beer pong with his foot-long .
Oh hes so handsome!
Also the First guy to visit Uranus .
(read that slowly Uranus... Ur-anus .. your anus )
P.S. - all i said is a joke
Reptile slithers away to avoid Righteous Feminine Wrath.
Snek, or should I say Sir Big-Ding-A-Dong, you kill me
i must pee on you to show dominance
