@Scottish I'll take your word about Edinburgh - I got lost there for four hours once. All I remember was road-after-road of statues, all branching off at right angles. Probably I'd love it now that I'm older and less stupid.
@Sup I've got a lot of time for the refs. Ahead of this years season, The Sun had an interview with Mike Dean, and he just spent the whole time badmouthing all the other Premier League refs, about all the times they'd badmouthed him, and each other, and I just loved it because it was a big cluster f drama.