@The-Mods 😂😂😂😂😆 ok friend
The TWS Hand-Sanitizer Recipe Club
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My name is INDRID COLD, and I think that, panic buying or no, WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN OVERPRICED CAPITALIST HAND GEL. Just make yr own innit. Here's my ideas so far:
- Sachets of thermal printer wipe stolen from work.
- Poundland bottles of surgical spirit with photos of Kanye West suspended inside.
- Vodka.
- Fermented Lilt and candlewax.
- Future Sound of London Papa New Guinea played through headphones directly into hands.
- Rainwater
- Holy Water.
Eh? HMU w yr own recipes SO WE CAN SAVE CIVILISATION FOR THE CHILDREN.
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Tito’s vodka
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@spaceboy I think it's from an episode of Up Pompeii.
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@Indrid-Cold Old gas from the Petrol jug that was intended to be used in the lawnmower that broke last Spring.
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@Lazz No can do. I still plan on repairing my lawnmower and riding it into the distance ala A Straight Story.
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I’m going to go in a totally different direction actually. I plan to lick the tablets of the kids that I help take care of. Those things have every virus known (and probably unknown) to man, so I’m going to just hit my immune system with everything at once. They may just cancel each other out, and therefore, no need for hand sanitizer.
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Lord almighty @Mia-x yr immune system is gonna be poppin like an Ornette Coleman jazz record.
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@Indrid-Cold I didn’t know his music so just played some. Yes it be poppin just like that.
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@Indrid-Cold
I just don’t give a fuck about the whole situation and just say fuck off and it fucks off. Thats it. -
@Vlad20 For gods sake, GET YE TO LONDON, kick down the door of C.O.B.R.A and shout this in Matt H-h-hancock's earhole.
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@Indrid-Cold I will knock his door down, bring an asian female with me, pound her in front him and prove that I won’t have shit of the virus
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@Vlad20 Sir, I salute your chutzpah.
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Hi,
I am Sanitizer
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@Corpse Doh. So desperate, I tried to reach into the computer screen to grab it.
Still trying.
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@Indrid-Cold thats dettol sanitizer leh.