@Johannes-Julians
Well I'm a Gemini so that helps there's two of me I never truly alone.
I don't have any friends where I live.
I'm an excellent musicians but I can't find anybody to make music with.
can't pay people to come drink beer and eat food when you barbecue.
I never lived in a place so full of hatred.
I dearly miss my wife who died.
So there is me myself and I.
People do not leave me alone because of my knowledge.
I'm an ASE certified master automotive technician. I fix their cars. I fix their houses their four-wheelers for lawn mowers motorcycles all their toys boats excetera so they bother me 24/7 365.
I long for the peace and solitude of being alone. But I dearly miss the intimacy of sharing it with someone.
I feel that part of my heart shriveling up and dying. I pray it does not take other pieces with it
"MAKE A JOKE,SO I CAN LAUGH"
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"Jokes"
"Funny jokes"
"Comedy"
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your topics are interesting.
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I love comedy and jokes. Unfortunately it has become a genre almost as taboo as religion or politics.... Differences in ideologies too often cause conflict instead of insight. Just because we don't always agree doesn't mean that either one of us is "right" or "wrong".
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ooh @justBcandid
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Knock knock
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Who's their? @llluminati
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@Shine Tag
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Tag who? @llluminati
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@Shine TAG IS TAG
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haha thank you so much@llluminati
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@Shine 😆
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haha thank you so much @llluminati
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Thanks @Sup
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@Shine that's not to be construed as I don't know my fair share of good jokes (from childish to adult), I just know how easy it is to upset someone unintentionally. Wanna exchange? You first
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why does santa have a big sack?
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because he only comes once a year
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@Shine What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one, with everything
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@Shine Did you hear about the new restaurant named KARMA? There's no menu, you just get what you deserve
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@Lazz said in "MAKE A JOKE,SO I CAN LAUGH":
@Shine What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one, with everything
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@Shine How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool!