Never ever have i used a household item as a sex toy.
I guess I'd go with "dislocating my jaw"? The Emergency Room people really have seen it all people - don't be embarrassed. ;)
@Zzz-24 I'd have to pick stalker. I need my hands, can't do without them
@Lazz but he would keep on stalking you, and what if he did something wrong what would you do😅
@Zzz-24 said in Would you rather have no hands or have a naked fat guy stalking you at all times:
@Lazz but he would keep on stalking you, and what if he did something wrong what would you do😅
He will use his hands to run ofc.
@Zzz-24 I don't think I'd mind the stalking. And I'd have my hands, and hands can hold stuff like bats, knives, guns, etc.
@Sup Sup, sometimes you make me wonder. Hands...to RUN?
@Lazz nice👌🏻
@Zzz-24
i would rather have a naked fat guy with no hands follow me~
@Zzz-24 OH YEAH, also couldn't do the OK sign without hands. So another reason. Plus, I could just flip off the naked fat stalker guy too, LOL Right?
no hands
@sarah_the_magpie Nooooo, he'd want help to go tinkle, with no hands.
@Lazz
he can go tinkle with his feet, for all i care :D:D
@sarah_the_magpie Yeah, I mean he's naked, so what if there's a little oopsie?
@sarah_the_magpie why would you have a naked fat guy following you that's weird tby
@Zzz-24
weird? really? if i choose to have a fat guy follow me, i can just get him arrested and then get a restraining order. boom, problem solved.
if i choose to get my hands chopped off, i can't exactly regrow them, or can i?
@sarah_the_magpie like yeah for me it is weird what if you didn't see the naked fat guy, how would you arrest him. Like I would choose to get rid of my hands tbh it's better than the guy who's stalking
@Zzz-24 whatefuckiswrongwithyou
@BloodDrunk do you have a problem bruh🤔
@Zzz-24 Lmao 😂😂
That’s hard! I’d rather have no hands bc I don’t want some guy any guy no matter if he’s fat or not lol to get attached to me and stalk me...it’s disturbing af
@Zzz-24 naked fat guy every time, hands are pretty indispensable really. Besdides i could outfox him, move to Alaska, he's fucked, slip through a narrow gap in a fence, now what's he gonna do?, throw a McDonald's at him and run whilst he's distracted. I shall use my hands to google other diversions and strategies, either way i have my hands and fat naked guy will eat my dust
@Zzz-24 zzz that's crazy, you'd willingly give up your hands to avoid a fat naked stalker? What if once you had no hands he sent his even fatter brother to stalk you? You're not thinking this through lol, more deliberation and consideration required!