Goodmorning to you guys in this joyful evening! The time of the year we lie to the young ones is here! I wonder do parents get pissed off when they buy something expensive, and then the child doesn't even say thanks to them, coz he thinks Santa gave him that. Next year he doesn't get anything because of his attitude last year, and now he hates his parents coz he thinks they talked to Santa. He starts smoking, stealing money, runs away from home, goes to New York and joins a gang. Then grows old and is being filmed in a documentary about gangs where he says his mother never loved him.
Wooh.. got distracted. Don't forget to leave some cocaine in the yard so Rudolf can refuel and keep going, or if you feeling selfish today shoot that mf and sell Santas gifts to bail out your kid coz.. well you know why. Beautiful Christmas I gotta say, +10 degrees (Celsius), girls in skirts, and the oldest profession in history still being developed (hoes). Did you guys enjoy your gifts? I certainly enjoyed mine, mmm. Maybe because it was the only gift I got but nevermind. Build a snowman, build a snowoman.. snowwoman? some snowbabies, some snowpuppies, some snowtitties. I just like how it sounds. Build a snowstranger to talk to hahaha. Ok ok.
We all make mistakes guys, like my parents. But when you and your beloved ones get in an argument, remember that it is not 1 vs 1, it's 2 vs the problem. Just something I wanted to pass on. I hope you guys are not alone, cold or starving. Hope you have someone whos been all along with you on that crazy ride. Food on the table. And 2 pairs of socks for the winter ey!
I've been around for a little while, I gotta say I'm happy I came by. Bonds have been made, some answers found. I hope I get to say Merry Christmas to you guys at least one more time.
And hey, guess whos gon be home alone again? Yea, exactly, Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!