Posts made by NathanOnFire

@Parisgirl1284 My family is very important to me and I'd do anything for them, but there are limits to everything.
For instance, if my dad gave me a gun and told me to murder someone... that would be going too far 😁

@Ladydoall30 Mr Cheetos? You mean this guy?

@wet-teri The amount of eyes we have is NOT ENOUGH. I want to have a second pair of eyes in the back of my head, so I could always see the dangers lurking around me

@Silhouette What's with the odd questions, dude? 😁

Being a night owl doesn't equal being a loser. Some people work night shifts, some are self-employed and set their own working hours. Don't be judgemental, live and let live ✌️

@sarah I like their bones. Feminine skeletons are hot

@m-y-s-t-e-r-y Yeah dude, DEFINITELY needs more e-girls 😁

@Scottish I would like them to play Band of Horses "The Funeral". It's a great song with a fitting title 🙃

Also I would like to have a viking funeral. No burial, no cremation, just put me on a burning ship and push me down the river.

@sarah_the_magpie I've always been an early bird, I love waking up early in the morning 🤙
Which kind of a bird are you Sarah? You didn't tell us 😁

@DELICIOSA Good message 👍

@Lindsey That's a crazy story. I've heard that Andy Dick is supposed to be a total nutjob, so I think that you and your friend got lucky that he didn't try to do anything else to you 😁

@benika-menro I like shrimp. I want to have a pet shrimp 🦐

Whoa, this is what I get for taking a break during the happy hour. Orders piling up! I'm not punching the clock yet, time to serve some rounds!

🥃 One Jameson for @Lindsey! I love your rule, but since I'm on the job I can only take a shot of water with you :/
🍸 One vir-gin and tonic for @m-y-s-t-e-r-y ! I had to serve it in a martini glass, you can just take the olive out.
🍇🍺 I don't have any grape cider, but I crushed some grapes into a pint of beer. Close enough, @Dd8? 😁
🍷🍷 Two glasses of red wine, one for @ElHuerto and one for his imaginary lady!
🥛 One shot of milk for @sarah_the_magpie! Nothing to be ashamed of!
🥃 One whiskey for @Sup! And sure, I'll work extra for a tip! Here's the first joke that came to my mind: a couple of feminists asked me how I view lesbians. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the right answer.

Alright, finally some customers. Time to dish out some drinks!

🥛🥛 Two milks, one for @TagUjjwal and one for @pardis2001!
🥤 One vodka for @Silhouette!
🥃 One bourbon for @mikeJB!

Because this site doesn't have an open bar (and I only joined this site for the drinks, obviously), I've decided to open up my own bar. Everybody is welcome!

So here we go! My name is Nate and I'll be your bartender for today. Here's the menu for ya, buddy. What's your pick?

🍺 - Beer
🥃 - Whiskey on the rocks
🍷 - Red wine
🍾 - Sparkling wine (for the fancy folks)
🍸 - Martini
🍹 - Rum cocktail
🥛 - Milk (for designated drivers and PUSSIES)

@iiBabyGirl I paint myself green and pretend I'm a leaf.

@SUSHIII Happy belated birthday, Sushi! Did you have fun?

@mikeJB said in any musicians here?:

you have in the 70s so many artists that wrote all their own stuff. paul simon, carole king, harry chapin, jim croce, etc. is that now a dying art? is everything now from a prepackaged studio?

Dude, that's only true if all you listen to is top 40 pop music 😁 Pretty much all of the modern rock , indie and country musicians write their own stuff, 100% guaranteed. You just gotta keep looking for the right peeps to listen to 👍

@DELICIOSA Pretty sweet, although it's been raining a lot 🤧🤧 How is SoCal treating you?

I still think that this site should have an open bar.

@sarah_the_magpie You're a fan of AH? Cool beans! Ray is the MAN

Sent you a virtual beer via DM's, just like promised ✌️