Posts made by Indrid Cold

If you were an Enterprise Crewman, would you worry Troi would grass you up for being mental?

World Book Day. What books would you like to burn?

TWS needs to recruit Slenderman, and whenever anyone starts typing something frivolous or thotty, he materialises in their home and bothers them.

@Scottish ! Stewart Lee signed stuff was always very easy to come by due to the huge amount of shows he did in Bath and Bristol in the nineties. A nice guy. @AllAboutGay Turing can test me as much as he likes: he'll never rumble me for being a messed-up robot C.

Bring me ur Signed Photos. Want to make online database to rival Beckett or UACC and make them go BUST.

St. Francis.

Stewart Lee c 1993.

What. What noods would you send to Eberneezer to make him believe in the magic of Christmas? EH?

@sup You might need yr mam to type it up nicely on the bet slip, but yeah.

Not gona bullshyne ya m8 - I got no ideal. But I did do some remote viewing into the future, and I can tell you that the final will be a weirdly high-scoring game. We're talking 9+

@allaboutgay Sean Connery would be torn apart

@jean-jeunet I am stupid English, Sir

@cake-0 First you've got to apply for a poll-taking licence at gov.uk, and they do a background check - this takes about 6 weeks. Stamp duty is £65.