Best posts made by Indrid Cold

@sup 90% is an acceptable loss.

@fluffi He will try not to kill them or say anything funny.

@Tombomb1 A rozzer tries to search a kangaroos babby-pouch, the civil liberties are gona go mental.

@CruWaRKi Ye have wisdom beyond youn years.

@Rompipalle it's f****** seabird flavour

@Rompipalle Mother lived in a cupboard. But all of life is a cupboard?

@Cold-Sun Mam got home. Livid at mess. DEAL WITH IT
WAMON.

@AllAboutGay Give him Bladerunner gay / straight interrogation innit

@sarah_the_magpie Do it. Constable storm painting, just right for autumn.

@AllAboutGay Suspect all paintings have gay aspect. Rolf's Cartoon Club? Inconclusive.

@sup Mirror mirror or mirror universe?

@sup getting cat legs grafted onto yr stumps is cool m8 but you shouldn't then use them for boxing :astonished:

How can we be sure climate change protesters aren't just possessed by the ghosts of hippies?

@Rompipalle
Possibly if you'd followed directly in his wake, his midichlorians wouldve nullified yr itchy toes?

@The-Mods Sorry for being unclear, mate! I will assume following his ideology by default, and physical distance of 3/4 of a mile unless stated otherwise.

@Janet That wonky voice lad from Robot Overlords is my HERO.

@Lake-Bodom admittedly one of my favourite footie chants is the simple and to-the-point, "you fat b-----!, you fat b-----!"

@Aimeee DEVIL'S IN THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN (and your mate who's driving plays the fiddle)

Who. Who is your favourite member of the Money Super Seven?

What. What would you do if Uri Geller bent your missus in half?