• Dave the Crackhead : [holds up paper bag] Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man.

    Ashtray : I don't want any cheeseburgers.

    Dave the Crackhead : Please, man! I'll suck yo dick!

    Ashtray : [disgusted] Ugh! Get outta here, man!


  • I have no fucking clue what I read, but damn if I don't like it