I’m bored 😐 pick up line edition
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@DapostropheDvd Roses are red, violet is blue. Sugar is sweet,
I bet that pussy is too -
@DapostropheDvd Did you hurt?
- No?
Really? But you fell out of the heaven?
- No?
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@DapostropheDvd
That shirt look very becoming on you
Then again if i was on you, i’d be coming too
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@idunnowhoiscool no offense but “throw lines” sounds more like fuck-up lines lol
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This one's a little cringy but it's good lol.

"I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?"
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@ˢᵟᵁᴵˢᴴᵞᴺᴱᴼᴼᴺ hey.
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Y’all are creative with the pick up lines
I liiiiikeee it



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I’m back for a better one “what’s cookin’ good lookin’ , I smell bacon from whatcha shakin’ “
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